5-13 vs the Cards

[derekson]

GIVE TURNER THE DH GOLD GLOVE

 

[InsideTheParker]

It can be a half day off with Casas at first but he’s young and already slow and not agile. It’s a game thread take not something worthy of a main board post.

Well, Turner is mighty fine at first, I'll grant you that.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The Turndog!

 

[Al Zarilla]

Nice play by the mountain man at first.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Casas might make one step towards that ball and then stop.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Dump the lime sherbet clothing and get a base hit. Cause and effect.

 

[derekson]

Well, Turner is mighty fine at first, I'll grant you that.

He did make a timely play to reinforce my argument.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This ump is boiled ass thus far.

You got that right, Bubba!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

James J. Jimmy "Big Jimmy" Paxton seems like a pretty chill dude.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

NESN will you please show the friggin game.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Damn. Can't they show the damned game while Paxton talks? I HATE NESN.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Christopher Sale is straight-up mowing pricks DOWN!

 

[mauidano]

Can we focus on the fucking game? We love what Pax did but these stupid questions are too much.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Paxton has the cliché answers down pat. Thanks for that NESN.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Sale looks good, but I think we need more runs.

 

[mauidano]

The Pablo Reyes Era begins. Who?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The irrepressible PABLO REYE$!

 

[mauidano]

Pablo!!!!

 

[derekson]

The Pablo Reyes Era begins. Who?

A guy that can play defense in MI

And a Monster Double!

 

[InsideTheParker]

Nice debut! Oakland couldn't have used this kid?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Already better than the other Pablo!

 

[Looch]

He looked really fast

 

[Minneapolis Millers]

Pablo!

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Dude has wheels

 

[Rovin Romine]

Reyes > Devers.

 

[Ale Xander]

Now Chaim, can you please steal some pitchers from Oak?
Or a shortstop?

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Everybody can turn their old #19 Fred Lynn jerseys into Pablo Reyes ones.

 

[Ale Xander]

Now Phlegm is apologizing for Denkinger hahahaha

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Pablo Reyes should be so happy to get out of Oakland that he'll get four hits.

From your fingers...

 

[LesterFan]

Thank you, Yepez

 

[InsideTheParker]

Reffy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

 

[Redkluzu]

GOOD START

 

[Al Zarilla]

I can tell already that REYES CAN RUN, and Ref!

 

[mauidano]

IN PLAY, RUNS!

 

[moonshotmanny]

Runs!!!

 

[Ale Xander]

Yay Reffy!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Robbie Left$nyder is a nice player to have around. I did 'em!

 

[Al Zarilla]

From your fingers...

One down.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Looked like launch angle kept that in the park.

 

[Moviegoer]

Wow, I thought that was well over the wall. Must be a hurricane coming in from left.

 

[S. H. Frog]

Sounds like Sale's barking at the ump

 

[glennhoffmania]

The strike zone is interesting.

 

[Moviegoer]

Nice debut! Oakland couldn't have used this kid?

Not if they wanted to drive interest in Oakland so far down they fight them moving.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

More like Juan Nopez, as far as Chris Sale is concerned. Grab some pine, son!

 

[Al Zarilla]

Wow, I thought that was well over the wall. Must be a hurricane coming in from left.

DOB is just a poor judge of how far a ball is going.

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Looked like launch angle kept that in the park.

I think end of the bat

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

GOT HEEM! The incomparable CHRI$ $ALE!

 

[Rovin Romine]

So who's this #41 guy?

 

[Al Zarilla]

If Sale gets them so F'd in the brain they're swinging at that crap, we gold.

 

[LesterFan]

That's like what, the 5th DP of the series?