I ditched Big Red for Fi and got the Samsung S21 Ultra at a $400 discount. I'm pissed I missed the early Black Friday deal to get it for $700 off, but I'm still happy. The phone's snappy, responsive, and has great coverage. I should have ported to Fi long ago, probably, but sticking with Verizon made sense for me at the time.
Verizon offered no real device discounts for existing customers, only for customers switching providers. To get a Pixel, I'd have to upgrade to an unlimited plan and spend a lot more out of pocket per month for essentially the same service with a new phone. If that's how they're going to take care of me, who's been with Verizon/Bell Atlantic mobile since 1995 for crying out loud, I'll take my business elsewhere, and I did.
Fuck you, Verizon.