Why Do I Continue to Read Peter King?

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When Monday Morning comes,
I'll Google that fat bore,
And although he's a sell-out
I always come back for more...
 

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I used to read King back in the early days of the internet when there was basically just ESPN and SI covering sports on-line, which I see as perfectly analogous to how when I was in the third grade, I played with whatever nitwit happened to be in the neighborhood simply because they were there.
 

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joe dokes said:
 
Isn't that basically the same tweet he sent when he put his dog to sleep, but with the name and destination changed? 
Peter King doesn't have real emotions. He has no soul. He just sends the message that he *thinks* someone who *really* feels that way would send. 
 
Kenny G.
Thomas Kinkade
Peter King.
 
 
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Billy Joel.
 
Nicholas Sparks
 

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It's easily been 7+ years for me.  I did read a random comic strip for a while that wasn't really any better than King.  King'sRoom19 something or other. So, yeah.
 
You son of a bitch. 
 
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I read, but my first move is always Ctrl-F Manhattan.
 
Likewise, I've learned to read TMQ by skipping over 90% of the parts of the article that are about his opinions on random bullshit, rather than discussion about football.  It's made his columns much more readable for me, and saving me 20-30 minutes each.
 

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c. My daughter has hooked me on the “Serial” podcast. First, praise for “This American Life,” which made “Serial” come to life, and which is one of the reasons why a Saturday working at home with the radio on is such a pleasure. And the “Serial” story, a mystery about a 1999 murder in Baltimore, is a great example of how a simple story told well can be as spellbinding as the best movie. Maybe more, because your imagination is so much a part of it.
 
 
I really don't think he realizes that Serial is about an actual murder.
 

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11. Buffalo (8-6). Last two games: Buffalo 38, Denver/Green Bay 37. Composite Peyton Manning/Aaron Rodgers stat line: 31 of 62, 418 yards, one touchdown, two interceptions, 63.8 passer rating.
 
 
Actual stat line: 0 touchdowns, 4 interceptions.
 

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I really don't think he realizes that Serial is about an actual murder.
 
On top of that, who in the history of EVER has said that the movie was better than the book, regarding ANY book? Talk about preaching to the choir.
 

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On top of that, who in the history of EVER has said that the movie was better than the book, regarding ANY book? Talk about preaching to the choir.
 
Anyone who's read the Godfather.  But other than that, you win.
 

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And is Serial even a "simple story"?  It's about a murder, of which we don't know the true culprit.  There's nothing simple about it.
 

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Shelterdog said:
 
Anyone who's read the Godfather.  But other than that, you win.
That's the general rule of thumb, but some others exist: "MASH", "The African Queen", and (sort of) "Apocalypse Now" come to mind.
 

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That's the general rule of thumb, but some others exist: "MASH", "The African Queen", and (sort of) "Apocalypse Now" come to mind.
 
 
I always think of "Friends of Eddie Coyle".  Sometimes I think about "The Right Stuff" too, but that one is really close.
 

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Right out of the box:
Only in AMERICA!” Don King used to bellow, and some story about a long-shot palooka who toiled his way from Loserville to Las Vegas and into a championship fight would spill out of King’s mouth, the drama making it Must-Pay TV. Or so the legendary boxing promoter hoped.
 
I am pretty sure that when Don King said "only in America" Don King was most often referring to Don King.
 
 
Another touchdown catch for Golden Tate in the 16-14 win over Minnesota. Tate has been a total surprise. He’s going to end up with 100 receptions. (He has 91 now.) Imagine this: Tate has more catches per game, on average (6.5), than Calvin Johnson (5.6)—and that accounts for Johnson missing three games with injury. Divide Johnson’s 61 catches by 11, and Tate’s 91 catches by 14, and Tate’s been more productive per game.
 
Ohhhh, so that's how you calculate averages! Thanks, Peter!
 
 
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. I think there should be a special place in the game for players like Mike Leach, the Arizona long-snapper
 
 
The last NFLer to play at BU is his real claim to fame.
 
d. Now, onto junk-food old TV that is good to watch when you want to give your brain a total rest. I hadn’t seen Hogan’s Heroes, a staple of my youth, for years until Friday. And there it was, on something called Me-TV, with Bob Crane outsmarting Werner Klemperer again, and John Banner looking the other way. That Sergeant Schulz, he sees nothing. Love that show
 
 
Those wacky Nazis!!!
 
. The Sports Illustrated Sportsman of the Year event last Tuesday was memorable. Highlight of the night: Spending a few minutes with Madison Bumgarner, talking about how one of the best traits he has—in my opinion—is the I-don’t-give-a-crap trait.
 
 
Meanwhile, at the MadBum Report:
"The SI Sportsman of the year event was nice.  They treated my family and me very well. But there was this one guy -- I think he said he lived in Manhattan -- who kept telling me what he thought about stuff. He kept tellling me the coffee was no good and asking what kind of beer I liked. Weird."
 

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joe dokes said:
Ohhhh, so that's how you calculate averages! Thanks, Peter!
 
And he's not even correct.  61/11 comes out to 5.54545454545455.  That does not round up to 5.6.
 

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Someone send King a copy of "Auto Focus", and let's watch his head explode.
 

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On top of that, who in the history of EVER has said that the movie was better than the book, regarding ANY book? Talk about preaching to the choir.
The Godfather movie was better than the book for example.
 

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I told that to someone during Fleet Week.
Sorry I did not see that up thread. On mobile and could only see part of the page on my phone. Please accept my apology.
 

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Considering how many great movies have been made based/ loosely based on dime-store paperbacks, pulpy detective novels and the like, the list of films better than the book is really, really long.
 

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JohntheBaptist said:
Considering how many great movies have been made based/ loosely based on dime-store paperbacks, pulpy detective novels and the like, the list of films better than the book is really, really long.
 
Heck, that list goes all the way back to "The Ten Commandments"
 

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Corsi said:
 
And he's not even correct.  61/11 comes out to 5.54545454545455.  That does not round up to 5.6.
 
This serves as a good opportunity to refresh my freshman math and learn something today.
 
Doesn't it round up to 5.6?
 
It's technically 5.55 (each 5 rounds up the 4 that precedes it), and 5.55 would round up to 5.6, no?
 

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No. If you're rounding up to 1 place after decimal, you only look at numbers after that. To round up the 5 after the decimal, the next number needs to be a 5 or higher.
 
What you are doing is rounding up twice. Using a five to round up the four, then using that to round up again.
 
Rounding up means that we increase the terminating digit by a value of 1 and drop off the digits to the right. If the next place beyond where we are terminating the decimal is greater than or equal to five, we round up. For example, if we round 5.47 to the tenths place, it can be can be rounded up to 5.5.
 
 

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Kenny F'ing Powers said:
 
This serves as a good opportunity to refresh my freshman math and learn something today.
 
Doesn't it round up to 5.6?
 
It's technically 5.55 (each 5 rounds up the 4 that precedes it), and 5.55 would round up to 5.6, no?
No.  When rounding you only look one place value to the right.  If you are rounding to the nearest tenth only the hundredth place matters.  You don't round in multiple place values or you increase your rounding error.  5.54545454 is closer to 5.5 because there is a 4 in the hundredths place.
 

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 think Adrian Peterson should have been reinstated. When the arbitrator in the Peterson case, Harold Henderson, issued his ruling upholding Peterson’s ban Friday, a few things were given short shrift. Before this season, the suspension for domestic or family violence was never longer than two games and most often a fine or one game. Peterson is 29. He will miss at least 15 games (with most of them treated as paid leave), and those are games he can never get back. He’s not like a 29-year-old teacher who can miss three months and get right back to teaching. Peterson’s season is over. There’s no more work until next summer.
 
 
I just...
 
What?
 
A) If a teacher was arrested and charged with whipping a kid, his own or someone else's, that teacher's career is over.  He would not "get to go right back to teaching."
B) Adrian Peterson earns roughly $5 Million per season, guaranteed.  Even if he only gets 1 game's worth of that salary this year, he'll earn $310,000.   This is aside from the millions of dollars he's already earned, through his contract and through endorsements.   That's approximately 8 times the average starting salary for a teacher.  
 
I mean, what the fuck?
 

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He and most other NFL players have a finite window for earning potential. A teacher have decades to work with. So the point he is making is that Peterson was unfairly penalized by not having his earning window impacted at all since he was paid.
 
Oh... I see what you are getting at.
 

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He’s not like a 29-year-old teacher who can miss three months and get right back to teaching
 
Between this and his math skills, perhaps Peter's subconscious is trying to tell us something about one of his teachers at Enfield High.
 

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Shelterdog said:
the bathroom at the place where mmqb had there holiday party. Anyone recognize it?
 
 
 
It's the basement of a pawn shop outside of L.A.  Fella named Zed used to frequent there until about 20 years ago when nobody heard from him anymore.  
 

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Jack Sox said:
If nothing else, the treadmill humblebragging seems to be paying off.
 
Either that, or the picture is him emerging from the office purging closet.