Week 5 NFL Game Thread

[GeorgeCostanza]

Ouch. Good call. Head down

 

[Dollar]

Hoyer in?  Texans win.

 

[GregHarris]

Hoyer time!

 

[DJnVa]

Fucking Vintorini; 

 
Who?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Didn't lead with the crown???

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Didn't lead with the crown?. Ok Phil.....fucking idiot

 

[ipol]

Done broke his damn ribs.

 

[pappymojo]

Give us a self destructing Colts team.

 

[Byrdbrain]

I know this isn't groundbreaking but holy hell Simms is dumb.

 

[54thMA]

If Hoyer bombs, throw Grogan out there

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Bledsoed

 

[Ed Hillel]

Mallett looked excited to get out.

 

[54thMA]

 
Who?

So you're not familiar with the work of the former mayor of Providence then, circa 2002 after the first Super Bowl win then?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Great throw.

 

[Al Zarilla]

 
Who?

Cross between Vinatieri and Victorino, sort of. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

LOL this is awkward...

 

[Ed Hillel]

Hahahahahahahahah

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Texans are handling this situation well

 

[Arroyo Con Frijoles]

Texans to implement college-style two-QB offense.

 

[Dollar]

Mallett reminds me of Papelbon in a lot of ways.  Always gets too riled up and lets his emotions take over, with bad results.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Haha this is now great theatre

 

[ipol]

That Hopkins kid can play.

 

[GregHarris]

Hopkins is awesome.

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

Concussed.

Guess not

 

[ipol]

Russell Wilson nods knowingly...

 

[GeorgeCostanza]

More flags flags flags! Weeeeeeeeeeee!!

 

[GregHarris]

That's a TD, sans penalty.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

That's a fuck up by the refs. One wanted to give the TD. The other didn't.
Just call thenTD and let replay get it right.
Aholes.

 

[Ed Hillel]

What a dumb play.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Did he go below the waist there?

 

[Byrdbrain]

He Incognitoed him.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Haha, isn't that against league protocol? Is there a punishment for that

 

[Byrdbrain]

That's a TD, sans penalty.

Nope, he didn't hold on to the ball all the way down.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Gonna miss

 

[ipol]

Friggin' Mallet Pipped himself.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Ok, why the fuck wouldn't you run the clock down and kick it so it's the two minute warning?

 

[Dollar]

Nick Novak absolutely deserves a job in the NFL.  He's better than 75% of the kickers in the league today.
 
edit: oh, I guess he was still with San Diego last season.  Thought he was out of the league for a little while until the Texans picked him up last week.

 

[soxhop411]

Jason La Canfora ‏@JasonLaCanfora  5s5 seconds ago
Um, where is the concussion dude in the pressbox to call a timeout on this Foster situation. He clearly ain't quite right

 

[pappymojo]

Lowe's should have a commercial 'make your football self happy... go do some yardwork. This game sucks.'

 

[Dollar]

I half expect to see Foster back on the field next drive, sans helmet.

 

[bankshot1]

I guess the much-discussed concussion protocol got lost in the NFL's off-season focus on more pressing matters.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Foster learned that move from Julian Edelman.

 

[ipol]

I guess the much-discussed concussion protocol got lost in the NFL's off-season focus on more pressing matters.

 
Christ, don't get Theo started.

 

[soxhop411]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk  2m2 minutes ago
So Arian Foster defies team doctors, goes to the field before concussion exam, and no one stops the game and orders him off?
 
 
Frank Schwab ‏@YahooSchwab  2m2 minutes ago
Oh NOW they're going to test Foster. Someone needs to answer some serious questions about why he was allowed right back in the game. Pitiful

 

[Dollar]

That was a really strange timeout.  What was it, 1:48 left at their own 30?  Why use it then?
 
edit:  wait... Houston used it?  WTF is going on in this fucking league?  I love Belichick.
 
edit again:  they used their last timeout now?  WHAT THE HELL???

 

[GregHarris]

I fully expect the Colts to get points here against this shitty D.

 

[( . ) ( . ) and (_!_)]

Houston gave them the 2 minute warning and a free timeout

 

[Byrdbrain]

That was a really strange timeout.  What was it, 1:48 left at their own 30?  Why use it then?

The Texan's took it?
 
 
Edit:and another one?

 

[GregHarris]

Wtf is going on.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

This is weird clock management