What he wants to say is that he wishes Boston would sign his favorite players.
But he knows he can't do that. So he makes up all this bullshit. He's a smart guy who can articulate a point, so he can lay out an argument.
Unfortunately, like most emotional arguments, it does not stand up to scrutiny.
We're engaging in a giant fanboy temper tantrum that merely looks like a coherent planned argument. Take it in whatever direction you want. Counter any point you want. He will keep saying the same thing because his core feeling -- desire to root for his favs -- cannot be satiated by logic.
But he knows he can't do that. So he makes up all this bullshit. He's a smart guy who can articulate a point, so he can lay out an argument.
Unfortunately, like most emotional arguments, it does not stand up to scrutiny.
We're engaging in a giant fanboy temper tantrum that merely looks like a coherent planned argument. Take it in whatever direction you want. Counter any point you want. He will keep saying the same thing because his core feeling -- desire to root for his favs -- cannot be satiated by logic.