The fact of the matter is, we were fooled by a false prophet, hoodwinked by the promise of a revolution. Chip Kelly swashbuckled into town with an earned reputation for being aggressive and ballsy, for pushing the limits and demanding a breakneck, exciting brand of football. As an NFL neophyte in 2013, he delivered. There were the abysmal hiccups against the Cowboys,
Giants and
Vikings along the way, but the good far outweighed bad. It was downright amazing. IT WORKED. The offense hummed, setting a league record with
99 plays of 20 yards or more, and Chip's tempo fetish flourished. He deployed exotic formations, unleashed unprecedented "packaged" plays, went for it on fourth down with aplomb. The man was Big Balls Chip. He even went for a two-point conversion against the
Chiefs in Week 3 that was designed brilliantly but not executed due to a missed block. Unfortunately, that would be the only time Chip ever called for a two-point conversion at an unconventional time. You would've thought the Eagles might go for two ONCE in 2015, when the new rules made it much more of a worthwhile option. But no. Chip lost his balls in 2015 --
he had no marbles -- and devolved into a conservative, milquetoast, run-of-the-mill head coach who hesitated to go for it on fourth down and far too often settled for field goal attempts. There was nothing imaginative about the offense. It was lazy, predictable, elementary and championed the two-yard swing pass a necessary staple of every drive. Chip didn't call what could be considered a "trick" play in 15 games. NOT ONE. Opposing defenses smiled and chuckled in between blowing up plays that they called out based on formations and tendencies.