#DFG: Canceling the Noise

Is there any level of suspension that you would advise Tom to accept?


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Marciano490

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drleather2001 said:
He should do the Dirk Diggler thing where he looks at the camera and say:
 
"We can do better.  WE CAN ALL DO BETTER.  And I'm just gonna keep rockin and rollin, man!"
 
Does Bill let Tom do his own blocking?
 

NickEsasky

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Was the apology guy trying to pull a Bunk and McNulty on D'Angelo Barksdale on Brady? 
 

Tito's Pullover

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This is just another data point proving that I am not the same species of animal as Tom Brady.  We are similar, in the way that Bald Eagles and Turkeys are both birds, but he has evolved into something better then I am.  Honestly, it doesn't even bother me that I am this much an an inferior being.  
Thank you - I haven't had a signature in a long time.
 

Mystic Merlin

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PseuFighter said:
so the purpose of these journalists is just to get tom brady to say something stupid so they can sound byte it and #BELICHEAT right?
Yes.

YOU RAPED HER. YOU MURDERED HER. YOU KILLED HER CHILDREN. SAY IT! WHO GAVE YOU THE ORDER
 

LogansDad

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I don't know how he is doing this.... I can't help but scream at my computer screen at these fucking morons, and he has handled every single asinine question with grace.  
 
Just amazing.
 

OnWisc

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The NFL hasn't even contacted Brady yet? What kind of investigation are they doing?
Well, last time everyone called Goodell an idiot for not reaching out to the Atlantic City casinos, so I'm imagining he started there.
 

Ed Hillel

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Does he know the difference between the ball is less than the weight of a dollar bill?
 

Bob420

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NFL just needs to release the halftime measurements. Both Bill and Tom said they pump them to 12.5 psi. If we are to take them at their word, we don't need to know if the refs tested them.
 

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"I get the snap, I drop back, and I throw the ball."

Ladies and gentlemen, he's a quarterback.
 

Rustjive

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JimBoSox9 said:
That hat's gonna blow up.  Everyone go buy 50.
You're way behind. Those have long been sold out, and if you look at eBay - they've already been going for $60+ because of that.
 

Reverend

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He's beginning to crack up. He literally can't believe he's being interrogated about this and that perspective of the absurd is starting to crash through.
 

JimBoSox9

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Whomever asked the "maybe the ones the Bill squirts water on during practice???" gets my gold star prize for the PC.  You knew he was desperate, he knew he was desperate, but he was dragging Coach Bill back in this.
 
 
HANG IN THERE TOMMY!!
 
This is literally the most dramatic moment of the Colts game, right here.
 

JerBear

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"ron, i get the snap and i throw the ball. i don't try to squeeze it. if that's what the colts want to do, that's what they want to do"
 

PseuFighter

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Rustjive said:
You're way behind. Those have long been sold out, and if you look at eBay - they've already been going for $60+ because of that.
 
i wear one to every game because #BELICHEAT
 

SeoulSoxFan

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@richeisen As Brady is saying, you can not tell the difference between a 13.5 PSI ball and a 10.5 PSI ball. We did that on my show. I couldn't tell.
 

@shalisemyoung shocking - same woman who interrupted me talking to Slater in locker room keeps interrupting Brady
 

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RetractableRoof said:
This article on ESPN: http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=12211433 is reading interesting.

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The league found earlier this week that 11 of the New England Patriots' 12 game balls were significantly underinflated during the AFC Championship Game, ESPN's Chris Mortensen has reported. In that game, the Patriots' equipment staff supplied balls to referee Walt Anderson at the required two hours, 15 minutes before the game for inspection. As per NFL policy, Anderson marked each ball with his approval and ultimately returned them to the Patriots' ball boys.
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Notice it doesn't state that Anderson tested/weighed the balls prior to the game?
To the extent I still care about this story, this is the only question I would like to see answered honestly.
 
And, yeah, I have never heard Brady's voice quaver like it has at times during this interrogation press conference.