#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[CaptainLaddie]

This is just another data point proving that I am not the same species of animal as Tom Brady.  We are similar, in the way that Bald Eagles and Turkeys are both birds, but he has evolved into something better then I am.  Honestly, it doesn't even bother me that I am this much an an inferior being.  

God, so true.  I'm a fucking cave troll compared to this guy.

 

[DJnVa]

God these questions are abysmally bad

 
 
There has to be at least interesting questions on this topic.
 
"Do you think the Colts are tattle-tales?"

 

[RedOctober3829]

 
Or Week 2 2007 against the Chargers.
 

Or this game
 

 

[NickEsasky]

Did a reporter just ask him to apologize to the NFL and fans?

 

[Marciano490]

Say sorry Tom.  Apologize.  Anyone got that South Park Jessie Jackson clip?

 

[Ed Hillel]

LOL will you apologize

 

[eddiew112]

These gotcha questions are fucking absurd

 

[Seabass]

Occam's razor -- the footballs swooned under his touch. 

 

[GregHarris]

Asking him to say sorry, who asked that shit?

 

[Catcher Block]

Haha, go fuck yourself Pete Alexander.
 
"Do you want to apologize to the fans of Tom Brady?"

 

[Omar's Wacky Neighbor]

The Teflon Tom.

He's not even trying to get off.

 

[LuckyBen]

Did a reporter just ask him to apologize to the NFL and fans?

Lol, the guy sounded like a weasel.

 

[Ed Hillel]

LOL laughing him off.

 

[DJnVa]

What was that question he just laughed off?

 

[riboflav]

There's that cackle and smile

 

[Reverend]

 
IT'S NOT FUNNY. WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE CHEATRIOTS HERE.

 
I'm trying to wrap my head around all the reporters treating this like it's all deadly serious.
 
I mean, the press conferences in the run up to the Iraq war weren't like this.

 

[jimbobim]

Who is the obnoxious bitch who keeps just yelling TOM embarrassing 

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

God these reporters are just stupid.

 

[Otis Foster]

Jesus, there are times he looks like Charlton Heston.
 
There's a scary thought.

 

[RorschachsMask]

LOOL Brady, that was amazing.

 

[RoyHobbs]

Governor Brady

 

[StuckOnYouk]

Simple question: have you ever asked someone to deflate a football before a game. I missed a few minutes but has this been asked yet?

 

[JimBoSox9]

Pat Patriot

 
That hat's gonna blow up.  Everyone go buy 50.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Ugh. Say you're sorry, so that we can lead with that on the national news. Gimme a break.

 

[LuckyBen]

And then after asking him to apologize, tells him he can say whatever he wants.

 

[Morning Woodhead]

Of course the NFL hasn't talked to him yet.  What a fuckin joke

 

[JimD]

This is like an SNL skit come to life.

 

[RetractableRoof]

This article on ESPN: http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=12211433 is reading interesting.

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The league found earlier this week that 11 of the New England Patriots' 12 game balls were significantly underinflated during the AFC Championship Game, ESPN's Chris Mortensen has reported. In that game, the Patriots' equipment staff supplied balls to referee Walt Anderson at the required two hours, 15 minutes before the game for inspection. As per NFL policy, Anderson marked each ball with his approval and ultimately returned them to the Patriots' ball boys.
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Notice it doesn't state that Anderson tested/weighed the balls prior to the game?

 

[Catcher Block]

I hope the lady who tells TOM every time never gets her question in. This is outstanding.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

THINK OF THE CHILDREN - Tom Brady

 

[GregHarris]

Integrity, bitches.

 

[Leather]

He should do the Dirk Diggler thing where he looks at the camera and say:
 
"We can do better.  WE CAN ALL DO BETTER.  And I'm just gonna keep rockin and rollin, man!"

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

I did not have sexual relations with those footballs.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

'What would you like me to say'

About sums it up

 

[JimBoSox9]

$100 says every time Brady says "integrity of the game" or "fair play", Goodell is shooting a thumbs-up to one of his underlings.

 

[johnmd20]

 
I'm trying to wrap my head around all the reporters treating this like it's all deadly serious.
 
I mean, the press conferences in the run up to the Iraq war weren't like this.

 
This is Watergate level coverage. It's about some inflated balls in a game that was an absolute blow out. The mind reels.

 

[OnWisc]

The media this week has produced the equivalent of the Homer Simpson car. Again.

 

[fieldslikebuckner]

Honest question. Do we know the the makeup of the reporter pool for this press conference? Meaning, are we getting more national news reporters looking for a story or is mostly Boston sports media?

 

[ifmanis5]

Literally like the weird presser at the beginning of Birdman. Whole thing is a clownshow.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Finally something substantive. League hasn't talked to him yet.

 

[Ed Hillel]

The league hasn't contacted him yet?????????

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Honest question. Do we know the the makeup of the reporter pool for this press conference? Meaning, are we getting more national news reporters looking for a story or is mostly Boston sports media?

 
Morons.

 

[GregHarris]

Yeah there isn't going to be anything out of the NFL today.

 

[LaszloKovacks]

Who is the obnoxious bitch who keeps just yelling TOM embarrassing 

 
I know this is an emotional time but can we not steer into misogyny like every other shitty sports message board on the internet? 

 

[NortheasternPJ]

The NFL hasn't even contacted Brady yet? What kind of investigation are they doing?

 

[Leather]

 
You haven't been able to get them for a while. Or at least they have gone in and out of stock since around Thanksgiving. 

 
I'll sell you mind. 

Wait, NO I WON'T!

 

[Reverend]

Anybody who ever wonders why athletes act like they are God's gift to the world should be shown video of this press conference and how deadly serious the country seems to take football and be forced to reflect if maybe it's not our fault.

 

[PseuFighter]

so the purpose of these journalists is just to get tom brady to say something stupid so they can sound byte it and #BELICHEAT right?

 

[LuckyBen]

Next quote, Tom thinks it's weird nfl hasn't contacted him.

 

[MarcSullivaFan]

When is Janay Rice going to apologize for her role in the incident?