#DFG: Canceling the Noise

[Marciano490]

I find this hard to believe. Why would he have a specific number like 12.5 that he likes? If he can't tell the difference, how does he like that specific number? Seems pretty convenient that someone who can't tell the difference between 10.5 and 13.5 said he likes the exact number at the bottom of the acceptable range.

 
I normally don't say this, but smoke less weed.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

NICE
 
He is smooth, the way he has brought his QB brethren into this.

Good politicians can get their talking points in without looking like they're reading them off a powerpoint.

 

[Reverend]

Under the bus my ass--THIS is why Belichick said "Ask Tom."
 
Tom wins Ballghazi.

 

[LogansDad]

I love you Tom Brady, I think I found my sig.

 

[JimBoSox9]

These national media people have never played a sport in their entire lives.  Who the fuck is thinking about the ball during the game?
 
Fuck off and go cover Kim Kardashian's ass.

 
New media plays a HUGE role here.  Simmons' absence in the locker room was a stunning rarity 15 years ago.  Today it's the norm that the vast majority of the people in that room can't even conceptualize the difference between 10.5 and 13.5.

 

[jimbobim]

Has this been blown out of proportion ? 
 
TB- The integrity of the game is very important with a smirk essentially saying yes good question. 

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

I hope Ron Borges' erection isn't visible to others there.

 

[GregHarris]

Tom wins life.

 

[Morning Woodhead]

God Borges just needs to die already.  Holy Shit.

 

[Comfortably Lomb]

"Do you think this was blown out of proportion for no reason?"

*pause*
 
*Cheshire cat grin*
 
"I think the integrity of the game is very important."
 
This team is brilliant at coaching its personnel over how to talk to the media.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Just ask him:

"Tom, did you (or have you ever) tell the ball attendants after they got the ball from the ref's to deflate the ball?"

If no, then he's either lying or ref's fucked up, then he can go STUDY TAPE FOR THE FUCKING SUPERBOWL.

 
Asked and answered.

 

[cromulence]

This thread is hilarious.

 

[Pxer]

This is worse than Question Time in Parliament

Wait, that stuff is pure comedy. I've got to tune in.

 

[PedroSpecialK]

this is reminiscent of 4:00 to 5:30 of this
 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPBIDPIo92Q&t=240s

 

[timelysarcasm]

God he's such a dreamboat.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

"No one is dying. We'll get through this."

 
"Tom Brady doesn't care about the Super Bowl."

 

[amh03]

I loathe Ron Borges!

 

[Omar's Wacky Neighbor]

If he pulled three kids out of a burning building right now, his approval rating would likely go down.

 

[DJnVa]

That ISIS quote should win the press conference.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Second wish, Brady would come out and say "Ron, too bad you're not as good at your job as I am. You suck. Can you let the adults ask the questions?"

 

[jtn46]

CNN & FOX NEWS still covering this live. We should re-name circus to Deflateus.

Over 20 minutes it's been on CNN. There has to be something more important happening in the world, just has to be.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

"Do you think this was blown out of proportion for no reason?"

*pause*
 
*Cheshire cat grin*
 
"I think the integrity of the game is very important."
 
This team is brilliant at coaching its personnel over how to talk to the media.

That is what we call restraint.

 

[ifmanis5]

Mercifully over.

 

[rodderick]

I hope Brady stands there for 2 hours if he has to, so these morons will eventually run out of inane shit to ask and stand there with a dumb look on their faces after realizing how ridiculous this is.

 

[PseuFighter]

i love the zillion photo snaps that the asshole photographers try to get in just as whomever at the podium walks off.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

I hope Ron Borges' erection isn't visible to others there.

Highly unlikely, even if he's unzipped his fly.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Enough! Tom will be hoarse on 2/1 if this goes much lobger.

 

[LoneWarrior1]

"The floor now recognizes the Junior Senator from Massachusetts, Thomas Brady." He's going to have a long career in politics if he wants one.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Now comes ESPN people killing them.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

 

[Morning Woodhead]

awesome, so now the cloud hanging over the teams head will sit there until the NFL figures their own shit out.  What a joke

 

[Ed Hillel]

lol Mark Brunell.

 

[fieldslikebuckner]

This is similar to the Welker-Rex Ryan "feet" press conference from a couple years ago. Brady is making a ton of innuendos. Probably get fined by Goddell for those, too.

 

[brandonchristensen]

First thing:
 
"I do NOT believe what Tom Brady has to say."
-Mark Brunell

 

[scotian1]

Because before the game, he get to touch, squeeze, etc the ball. Once the game starts if he is passing the ball he gets a couple of seconds to drop back and get rid of it with three hundred pound guys charging at him. I don't think he is concerned with squeezing it.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Angry Mark is BACK!

 

[dcdrew10]

The balls on Borges to question someone's professional integrity....

 

[RedOctober3829]

"Everyone's allowed to have an opinion, Ron, and you've had yours about this team for 15 years now.
 
Tom dropped the mic with that one.  Great, great line.
 
Fuck you, Ron Borges.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

He's just gonna keep going because the longer he does, the more absurd this becomes to anyone watching.

 
Like the 1st episode of Black Mirror.

 

[Stitch01]

Stolen from another site "They need to roll a football up to the podium to tell us it regrets its role in the incident"

 

[brandonchristensen]

Anecdotal evidence from Brunell.
 
BAN TOM BRADY.

 

[eddiew112]

Fuck righttt off Mark Brunell

 

[scottyno]

and that press conference was utterly pointless as Brunell takes about .2 seconds to call Tom a liar

 

[jimbobim]

This panel is going to kill Brady, They have come to a conclusion and nothing the Pats say is going to change it. 

 

[Corsi]

mark brunnell is a fucking loser

 

[Rusty13]

Mark Brunell thinks Brady is lying and looks like he's about to cry on ESPN.  Good Lord.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Tanguay now ripping the people in the room for not asking the right question on CSNNE
 
Hey Gary, maybe show up at the press conference if you have questions you want to ask.
 
Also Brady showed up like a scared kid to the press conference. 
 
Bye Bye Gary in 10 days.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

First thing:
 
"I do NOT believe what Tom Brady has to say."
-Mark Brunell

 
"BTW, can you spot me a fiver?"

 

[Shelterdog]

God Borges just needs to die already.  Holy Shit.

 
I love that Tom throws in a  Ron to every answer to a Borges question--which means that everybody listening to a clip of the answer in Boston knows he's dealing with an asshole.  Probably not an accident.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

https://twitter.com/BobGlauber/status/558381154731298818
 
@BobGlauber
ESPN's Mark Brunell on Tom Brady's remarks in presser: "I just didn't believe what Tom Brady had to say."
 
LOL Mark Brunell you fucking loser.