Copa Oro 2023: Better than a Non-league Summer Friendly, Sort of

[dirtynine]

What subs do we want?

We have a bench full of Titans

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Explain

Jesús Ferreira’s prodigious output against some of the lesser CONCACAF opponents, especially the islands, has earned him the nickname Pirate of the Caribbean.

 

[Catcher Block]

Much like Ferreira and the Caribbean teams, can someone get Morris to believe Panama is an MLS team?

 

[InstaFace]

Mihailovic is the goal prevention department out there right now. Busio and Ferreira keep expecting him to zig and he keeps zagging.

 

[rguilmar]

Explain

Jesús has earned the nickname “Pirate of the Caribbean” due to his ability to score almost entirely against Caribbean teams.

 

[Catcher Block]

Sands making his own luck on that free kick. Blunder by Panama.

 

[dirtynine]

This match is both frustrating and fun.

 

[trekfan55]

This match is both frustrating and fun.

Me and my daughters are going nuts

 

[rguilmar]

Jones is earning some future looks. I doubt he ever cracks a full strength team, but he at least deserves future call ups to see what he’s got.

 

[dirtynine]

Me and my daughters are going nuts

I want to win - but Panama is dealing. Can’t deny how potent they are in the right circumstances.

 

[dirtynine]

Miazga with the Wondo touch

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Jones is earning some future looks. I doubt he ever cracks a full strength team, but he at least deserves future call ups to see what he’s got.

After the last batch of games I feel better for sure about our RB/LB depth than I did before the Nations League matches.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I think he was on.

edit: just off

 

[shawnrbu]

Offside.

 

[Catcher Block]

I'll relish the day they start handing out yellows to anyone who swarms the officials. There's VAR, dummy. Of course they're going to check it.

 

[rguilmar]

Handball?

 

[trekfan55]

Holy shit

 

[JOBU]

Phew

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Phew

 

[shawnrbu]

Excellent call.

 

[dirtynine]

Jaysus

 

[JOBU]

Sweet Jesus

 

[rguilmar]

It’s a good thing the new offside rule isn’t in effect yet.

 

[shawnrbu]

Cynical foul.

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

That was too close for comfort.

 

[rguilmar]

Carrasquillo is still a handful.

 

[trekfan55]

So I’m doubling up on the high pressure meds.

Plus I need like 3 drinks

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

That was a horrible free kick.

 

[InstaFace]

Busio blew a tire there

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Oops

 

[JOBU]

Fuck

 

[Pesky Pole]

Panama deserved that goal.

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Uh, what the fuck Matt.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I’m all set with Miazga. He looks like when you pick a tall guy because he’s tall and then he just sucks but at least he’s tall.

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Offsides?

 

[JOBU]

Cmon the fuxk on dudes

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Hard to see this team scoring. They've produced very few chances.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

The problem with starting Cowell is they didn’t score and need to get one but now the only guy on the roster who could sub in and do something interesting is Cowell but he’s already gone.

 

[trekfan55]

Holy crap I’m shaking.

And now I’m not

 

[shawnrbu]

Wow!!!

 

[JOBU]

Bingo bango

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Oh yez!

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Jesuuuuuuuuus

 

[Doug Beerabelli]

Woh!!!!!!!!

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Jesus!!!!!!

 

[JOBU]

Hard to see this team scoring. They've produced very few chances.

This post aged poorly

 

[rguilmar]

Really sweet finish

 

[ThePrideofShiner]

Man, what a beautiful pass from Morris and clinical from Jesus.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Pure class.

 

[dirtynine]

Jesus Leyenda