Of course. Nice skin there Morton.does God own an athlete training lab in Miami?
Well if they do, they'll have earned their salt.I think NYY lights up Morton. Hope I’m wrong.
The crooked hat throws off the hitters.Sneaky fat.
losing to him would be like losing to Bartolo Colon or Jamie Moyer. Beat your head against the dugout wall.When does CC’s deal with the devil end?
If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?
And yet he managed to hit 52 bombs; the only thing I can imagine is he hit the majority of them off of tomato cans who feature two pitches, balls and home runs.That’s Judge’s 6,897th strikeout of the playoffs, I believe.
Fetching him another scotch?If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?
I think he knows a closer series is better for ratings. As to whether he's closeted, who am I to say?Joe is way too excited. Is he a closeted Yankees fan?
Hey, he’s helping put her through nursing school.If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?
He has always been.Joe is way too excited. Is he a closeted Yankees fan?
But for $40.00, they throw in a smoking jacket, ascot and slippers to complete the look.What would a shot of scotch go for at an MLB stadium? Thinking $40 for some basic blended crap.
$45 if you want elbow patchesBut for $40.00, they throw in a smoking jacket, ascot and slippers to complete the look.
You really need to stop doing thisFrazier will K. no worries
Yeah, that's some serious bullshit to have that swing produce a home run. But that's the new toilet.That fucking porch
Or two slices of pumpernickel bread, a needle and some thread.$45 if you want elbow patches
Will the Astors score tonight?You really need to stop doing this
They won't even get a hitWill the Astors score tonight?