ALCS: Yankees vs Astros (Non-Yankees Fan Version)

[Al Zarilla]

Never seen a Bryce Harper commercial that wasn’t laaaaammme.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Willie Mays Hayes.

 

[Lowrielicious]

 

[fineyoungarm]

does God own an athlete training lab in Miami?

Of course. Nice skin there Morton.

 

[54thMA]

I think NYY lights up Morton. Hope I’m wrong.

Well if they do, they'll have earned their salt.

 

[snowmanny]

Just checking in to say that Willie Mays Hays gif had me laughing. I thought there was no way he was out but his hand...just...stopped...

 

[BigSoxFan]

When does CC’s deal with the devil end?

 

[54thMA]

Sneaky fat.

The crooked hat throws off the hitters.

That's got to be the reason why this beached whale has looked so good lately.

 

[E5 Yaz]

CC has a no-hitter!

 

[fineyoungarm]

The crooked hat throws off the hitters.

That's got to be the reason why this beached whale has looked so good lately.

 

[Al Zarilla]

When does CC’s deal with the devil end?

losing to him would be like losing to Bartolo Colon or Jamie Moyer. Beat your head against the dugout wall.

 

[gedman211]

Greg Bird's nose..it's a beak right? It's not just me?

 

[fineyoungarm]

"he hides it behind THAT BIG FRAME"

 

[staz]

Kraft sighting?

 

[Ale Xander]

Joe is way too excited. Is he a closeted Yankees fan?

 

[fineyoungarm]

Kraft sighting?

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If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?

 

[54thMA]

That’s Judge’s 6,897th strikeout of the playoffs, I believe.

And yet he managed to hit 52 bombs; the only thing I can imagine is he hit the majority of them off of tomato cans who feature two pitches, balls and home runs.

 

[staz]

If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?

Fetching him another scotch?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Joe is way too excited. Is he a closeted Yankees fan?

I think he knows a closer series is better for ratings. As to whether he's closeted, who am I to say?

 

[fineyoungarm]

Fetching him another scotch?

Check.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

If so, where's his 17 year old "date"?

Hey, he’s helping put her through nursing school.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Fetching him another scotch?

She's not old enough

 

[patoaflac]

Joe is way too excited. Is he a closeted Yankees fan?

He has always been.
When does this Fatman Return movie ends?

 

[staz]

What would a shot of scotch go for at an MLB stadium? Thinking $40 for some basic blended crap.

 

[Al Zarilla]

As far as your post season stepper uppers, Judge and Sanchez ain’t no Manny and Papi, beginning to look like.

 

[snowmanny]

100 feet of hits for the Yankees

 

[54thMA]

What would a shot of scotch go for at an MLB stadium? Thinking $40 for some basic blended crap.

But for $40.00, they throw in a smoking jacket, ascot and slippers to complete the look.

 

[Al Zarilla]

100 feet of hits for the Yankees

250 now.

 

[E5 Yaz]

But for $40.00, they throw in a smoking jacket, ascot and slippers to complete the look.

$45 if you want elbow patches

 

[gedman211]

Frazier will K. no worries

 

[Al Zarilla]

Should be 0-2

 

[canderson]

Yup.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

oh come the fuck on.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Yanks are doing just what Gary Sheffield said they should, and it's working.

 

[fineyoungarm]

Well - that guy from the dead ball era did it.

 

[staz]

That fucking porch

 

[Ale Xander]

textbook, a bloop, a bloop, and a blast

F this team

 

[E5 Yaz]

Frazier will K. no worries

You really need to stop doing this

 

[soxin6]

This dump should be condemned

 

[gedman211]

joke

 

[Lowrielicious]

250 now.

now 500

 

[mauidano]

That's out in the Toilet! Wow.

 

[Average Reds]

That fucking porch

Yeah, that's some serious bullshit to have that swing produce a home run. But that's the new toilet.

 

[54thMA]

$45 if you want elbow patches

Or two slices of pumpernickel bread, a needle and some thread.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

I'm sufficiently pissed off for the rest of the series based on this half-inning alone

 

[InsideTheParker]

You really need to stop doing this

Will the Astors score tonight?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Will the Astors score tonight?

They won't even get a hit

 

[Al Zarilla]

now 500

Really.

 

[fineyoungarm]

This is the equivalent of challenges on balls and strikes

 

[Lowrielicious]

yeah this review is the shitty part of reviews. If it isn't obviously wrong then it's a waste of time.