Week 18: Last Ride Against the Gang(G)rene

[Ferm Sheller]

I'm impressed the Jet managed to not light up Zeke anyway there.

The Jet made a business decision.

 

[Reverend]

I think Zeke made a business decision. Anyone else agree?

He made an Ezekutive decision.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I'm impressed the Jet managed to not light up Zeke anyway there.

They can't do anything right.

 

[8slim]

Self-preservation.

I wasn’t slagging Zeke.

 

[OneRedDred]

Man, both these offenses suck.

 

[axx]

Oh no, good field position

 

[ifmanis5]

Over/under 28.5 looking safe so far.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Not feeling great about the over right now. Need a couple pick 6s to get to 29

 

[soxin6]

Over/under 28.5 looking safe so far.

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Oh no, good field position

Good field position doesn't exist with this offense and this kicker.

 

[johnmd20]

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

Never happened. LV v. Minn this year was very close, FG at the end of the game.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Over/under 28.5 looking safe so far.

I'm 109% certain they won't hit that number

 

[lexrageorge]

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

Last happened in the 1940’s I think.

 

[JOBU]

Over/under 28.5 looking safe so far.

Not much of a better anymore but I would have whacked that under hard

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

It’s actually happened twice, but the last time was 1943.

 

[ifmanis5]

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

Several, the most recent was 1943 though.

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Not feeling great about the over right now. Need a couple pick 6s to get to 29

The over in a game involving the 2023 Pats and Jets, in the snow, is definitely a worse business decision than Zeke showed earlier.

 

[luckiestman]

Zeke going to get 50 targets+carries today?

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

The next time that play works will be the first.

 

[patinorange]

That screen pass is going to work. Someday.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

What's the record for most punts in a game?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Nathan Rourke c'mon down!

 

[Gash Prex]

Given that Elliot needs 101 yards today for his incentives, not sure it was a great business decision with how much yards will be a premium today

 

[soxin6]

It’s actually happened twice, but the last time was 1943.

No time like today for another one

 

[NortheasternPJ]

The over in a game involving the 2023 Pats and Jets, in the snow, is definitely a worse business decision than Zeke showed earlier.

I thought it was over 29 punts.

 

[ifmanis5]

What's the record for most punts in a game?

31

 

[8slim]

Is Mark Henderson still alive? We may need him today.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

6 plays in, and we have a rush, bad screen, missed wheel, flat pass, bad screen, sack.

Did Mac sneak into Zappe’s uniform?

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Has a game ever ended in a zero zero tie or will this be the first?

If not for the snowplow, the Pats could have been involved in one.

 

[EddieYost]

Rourke is going to play, isn't he?

I hope so. Might as well take a look.

 

[IdiotKicker]

31

we’re on pace for 36 currently.

 

[Jinhocho]

Win it because fuck the jets and win it for Bill.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Is Mark Henderson still alive? We may need him today.

I thought he'd died years ago but I saw that he's alive (as of ~2021, anyway). Sold his plow, though, for a case of Coors Light.

 

[8slim]

Nathan Rourke c'mon down!

I just learned that he’s a QB who played in Canada. So he should be prepared for these conditions.

 

[8slim]

I thought he'd died years ago but I saw that he's alive (as of ~2021, anyway). Sold his plow, though, for a case of Coors Light.

At least he’s out of jail.

 

[Reverend]

That screen pass is going to work. Someday.

After Belichick uses the #2 pick to draft a proper third down back.

 

[NortheasternPJ]

Jonnu Smith TD!

 

[Ferm Sheller]

If not for the snowplow, the Pats could have been involved in one.

We don't know that for sure. We don't know what would have happened in OT.

 

[luckiestman]

The first time I saw Bobby Salad where this winter hat he has on is the first time I had doubts about him. How does his wife allow this? Guy looks like Bib Fortuna

 

[Harry Hooper]

6 plays in, and we have a rush, bad screen, missed wheel, flat pass, bad screen, sack.

Did Mac sneak into Zappe’s uniform?

Pats continue to be afraid of Zappe throwing passes between the numbers.

 

[JOBU]

No time like today for another one

What would a tie do for our draft position tho?

 

[Reverend]

Hey! The Jets back is running backwards!! Why can’t we try that??

 

[8slim]

We don't know that for sure. We don't know what would have happened in OT.

Umm, was there OT back then?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

What would a tie do for our draft position

Would be just like a win unless there are other ties among the teams they're competing with.

 

[SoxinSeattle]

31

Wow!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I just learned that he’s a QB who played in Canada. So he should be prepared for these conditions.

We all deserve a QB who isn't Zappe or Mac for the new year. The only risk is that SJH's brain explodes when he sees number 13 when he gets behind center.

 

[brandonchristensen]

I forgot what bad football looked like. Has it already been a week?!?

 

[luckiestman]

Just so you guys know, Oscar Oscar means run for no gain every time

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Umm, was there OT back then?

Yes.

 

[luckiestman]

Xavier dropped one pass twice. GJGE

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Just so you guys know, Oscar Oscar means run for no gain every time

The Jets use that playcall too? Jeez what a copycat league

 

[IdiotKicker]

Good news. We’re now on pace for 39 punts.