Week 18: Last Ride Against the Gang(G)rene

[gammoseditor]

Is there any way that was a 1st down?

 

[BusRaker]

Are they saying during the BB era only?

I noticed that pro football reference has added the belichick era to everyones stat totals in honornof his last game

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Is there any way that was a 1st down?

They literally flipped a coin there, and challenging that is impossible

 

[The Mort Report]

That was so weird, it looked like he got it easy, then a bad spot that looked short but called a first

 

[Kliq]

Who is the color guy?

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Is there any way that was a 1st down?

Not where it was spotted, no.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Who cares? That’s a dumb “record”.

Slightly notable given how sparingly BB lets the rookie receivers play, but yeah.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Is there any way that was a 1st down?

I thought both spots were bad — one for us and one for the Jets. Nobody cares.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Who is the color guy?

Robert Smith

 

[Reverend]

I noticed that pro football reference has added the belichick era to everyones stat totals in honornof his last game

There was no football before Belichick; sport was formless and void.

 

[E5 Yaz]

They literally flipped a coin there, and challenging that is impossible

Coin flips aren't 50-50 anymore

 

[Reverend]

Who is the color guy?

Xanax COVID Romo

 

[Pablo's TB Lover]

*Falls into the LOS* Ref: 'First down!'

 

[8slim]

Man, the awfulness of this game really makes it seem like we’ve undone the past three decades of Patriots football and we’re now back in 1992.

 

[mostman]

Back up center no bueno.

 

[JOBU]

lol.

 

[Helmet Head]

can’t stop laughing

 

[luckiestman]

Is there any way that was a 1st down?

Football is a game of inches but in these conditions refs can officiate yards

 

[E5 Yaz]

WTF was that?

 

[Al Zarilla]

There was no football before Belichick; sport was formless and void.

Right. Football was just soccer.

 

[luckiestman]

lol at guessing where that went oob

 

[Helmet Head]

WTF was that?

whom even knows.

 

[Vandalman]

Shank!

 

[EddieYost]

Strong kick?

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Myers called that a ‘strong kick’. 29 yards.

Dude is the LVP of this game.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Punters wearing out

 

[mostman]

Strong kick?

Relativity is weird shit.

 

[luckiestman]

Myers called that a ‘strong kick’. 29 yards.

Dude is the LVP of this game.

He is the worst employed pbp guy

 

[OnWisc]

Wait Douglas broke Terry Glenn's rookie receiving yards and reception records? (I'm assuming Glenn held those records)

He isn't even close.. What the hell was the announcer trying to say there?

The Pats retconned to record book in order to create compelling narratives in a season otherwise devoid of them.

 

[ShaneTrot]

I give Zeke a lot of credit, he has busted his ass this year.

 

[Catcher Block]

I frequently forget that Parker is on the team.

 

[BusRaker]

Punters wearing out

Well they won't need to ice their legs after the game

 

[mostman]

Way to run to the ball Parker. What the fuck?

 

[Harry Hooper]

"Just a bit off." Really?"

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

He is the worst employed pbp guy

surprised Fox doesn’t have their best crew working this one

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Unless we choose to lose on purpose, we are going to win. Jets are done scoring. Eventually we are goin to pin them deep on a punt and get good field position.

Looking more like the Pats are done crossing midfield.

 

[Obscure Name]

Parker lightly jogging his route.

 

[8slim]

Unleash the Canadian!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

This is getting nasty.

 

[patinorange]

I give Zeke a lot of credit, he has busted his ass this year.

I never liked him. Now I do.

 

[Dollar]

I've been watching for two hours and the only value I've gained from this game is a 20 second long, somewhat interesting, Ken Walter story.

 

[johnmd20]

This is getting nasty.

Getting?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I've been watching for two hours and the only value I've gained from this game is a 20 second long, somewhat interesting, Ken Walter story.

You got us beat.

 

[johnmd20]

I've been watching for two hours and the only value I've gained from this game is a 20 second long, somewhat interesting, Ken Walter story.

The snow looks cool. That's the only enjoyable thing about this game.

 

[luckiestman]

This has Jets loss written all over it.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Parker lightly jogging his route.

He is who he is, but I'm not blaming anyone today who's trying to avoid blowing out a knee in a game as meaningless as this one.

 

[E5 Yaz]

The Jets are done scoring for the day

 

[brandonchristensen]

This game is making me excited for baseball.

A horrifying proposition.

 

[E5 Yaz]

This game is making me excited for baseball.

Full-throttle?

 

[sheamonu]

4th quarter and we’re within one score. Believe the record this year in that situation is 1-11