Week 16: Broncos Is Caleb Spelled Like Joe Judge Scrawled It On A White Board

[ifmanis5]

Zappe QB rating at 100 now.

Slow the testing down please...

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

"Holiday Classic" is it tonight? There may be a class-action lawsuit

Payton’s belt adjusting guy is also collecting his liquefied snot to sell in the “Holiday Classic” silent auction. It’s for a good cause.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

That was a question in one of Bedard's recent chats online. His answer:

Seems like the issue isn't that we have too many, it's that the ones we do have are bad at football.

 

[E5 Yaz]

We really need Denver to knock Zappe out of this game

Nothing too serious ... maybe just tear his see-through pants enough to require a uniform change

 

[Ale Xander]

catch the f'in ball

 

[BusRaker]

If Payton only understood the chess concept of establishing an opening position rather than going for checkmate on the first move ...

Probably couldn't compete with Ben Watson and Fitzmagic's Wonderlic scores.

 

[JOBU]

Oh my gosh dudes

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

catch the f'in ball

Use caps. Elliot cannot hear you from where you are sitting.

 

[Harry Hooper]

Was that Steve Carrell in the Santa outfit?

 

[NickEsasky]

A pick 6 would really help my fantasy football playoff chances

 

[Reverend]

Nothing too serious ... maybe just tear his see-through pants enough to require a uniform change

You want a Zappe wardrobe malfunction?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Zeke is LEGIT.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Was that Steve Carrell in the Santa outfit?

I'd be in disguise too if I were at this game

 

[jsinger121]

Damn Ryland made one

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

They have mastered the art of running routes short of the 1st down.

 

[Harry Hooper]

How can you throw the ball so behind the receiver, Zappe, with no defenders in front of him?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

How's it hanging, Chad?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Chip Ryland

 

[staz]

How's it hanging, Chad?

slowclap

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Ok, the iPhone 15 battery life song is kind of clever

 

[Zedia]

That's ok, I would've felt bad for Ryland if he missed.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

“Christmas Eve night.” Is that a thing? Is Christmas Eve the whole day? I always thought the eve meant night.

 

[Reverend]

“Christmas Eve night.” Is that a thing? Is Christmas Eve the whole day? I always thought the eve meant night.

It’s the whole day. Sorry you had to learn it this way.

 

[E5 Yaz]

“Christmas Eve night.” Is that a thing? Is Christmas Eve the whole day? I always thought the eve meant night.

Christmas Eve originally referred to the night Eve gave birth to Jesus

 

[catomatic]

Tricorns, Breeches, Town Criers, Lanterns, Silversmiths and Scarlet Letters. I’m talkin Patriots, Mofos.

 

[Investor 11]

Realtor should have taken that to the house

A+ if autocorrect. A- if it was on purpose. I wouldn’t mortgage my future on it, but I’m guessing unintentional.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

It’s the whole day. Sorry you had to learn it this way.

From Rich fucking Eisen. Seems like a thing a friend should have told me.

 

[shawnrbu]

Who is setting the edge?

 

[Harry Hooper]

Cleared for takeoff on runway L3.

 

[ifmanis5]

Who is setting the edge?

Dave Evans.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

From Rich fucking Eisen. Seems like a thing a friend should have told me.

Rich Eisen is a friend to all, large and small.

 

[lexrageorge]

It was @lexrageorge

Never made that claim; fucking obvious if you actually read and understood my original post.

 

[JOBU]

Fumble luck!

 

[jsinger121]

Fuck

 

[Ale Xander]

takeaway

defense didn;t get the tank memo

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Tank Away!

 

[shawnrbu]

Pats ball.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

We took it away from a fatty!

 

[ifmanis5]

No way, this is the fumble we recover in Denver? Can we get a refund or a rain check instead?

 

[Zedia]

Broncos had that, Pharma took it away.

 

[staz]

Pure robbery!

 

[E5 Yaz]

Rich Eisen is a friend to all, large and small.

He hates medium people with the heat of 1,000 suns

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Nice takeaway.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Big Pharms is so powerful

 

[gammoseditor]

We took it away from a fatty!

I think fatty had it, was obviously down, and obviously touched. But whatever.

 

[Dollar]

I think that could come back... looks like Denver lineman may have established possession then had it ripped out.

 

[BusRaker]

Seems like Denver had it and we muscled it away after the fact.

 

[JOBU]

A+ if autocorrect. A- if it was on purpose. I wouldn’t mortgage my future on it, but I’m guessing unintentional.

Was unintentional. I noticed it before I submitted and was like “ah fuck, send it”

 

[shawnrbu]

Kraft must be rethinking his decision watching the consistent effort this team gives.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

He hates medium people with the heat of 1,000 suns

So basically anyone who posts in the new Fraiser thread?