Jones gets fucked up and Bill is pissed because Gronk enabled it. Bill confronts Gronk. Argument ensues. Something gets thrown, somebody gets shoved, Bill winds up with black eye. Bill gives Gronk the day to cool off.Care to offer a theory as to how Belichick's eye is related to Jones' medical issue is related to Gronk not practicing today?
Belichick would have to be high to even consider...If the pats were to cut Gronk. He would be picked up in a cocaine heartbeat
Badly battered face? Seriously?Well you guys can be homers about this whole mess but I know where most objective NFL fans including me will come down.
Given that Belichick's badly battered face just happens to coincide with one of his top defensive players going on a drug addled rampage around Foxboro, its more probable than not that the two are related.
Nothing on TMZ Sports which normally loves this shit. The St Louis moving story seems to be drowning this out on the national stage.Seems odd that Deadspin, with it's love for anything anti-Patriots, has not covered this story considering the supposed massive media shitshow that is taking place. Maybe some perspective is in order here.
I will also add that its more probable than not that Gronk had a hand in this mess too. I am guessing both he and Jones will be cut during the offseason. Brady and BB may decide that they have had enough too. The circus has to end sometime...
I think I speak for all assembled when I say that this is hardly surprisingI still don't know if you are joking or actually serious.
Next hour it will say he was coming from Brady's house with Giselle giving BB the shiner.D and C have edited their report again to say he came from Kevin Faulk's house.
Plausible. I like it.Next hour it will say he was coming from Brady's house with Giselle giving BB the shiner.
You win the Internet.MY HUSBAND CANNOT PUNCH THE COACH AND SUPPLY SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA AT THE SAME TIME!
You win.MY HUSBAND CANNOT PUNCH THE COACH AND SUPPLY SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA AT THE SAME TIME!
Kroenke professes love for St. Louis. Be happy. Timing is everything in life.Nothing on TMZ Sports which normally loves this shit. The St Louis moving story seems to be drowning this out on the national stage.
Fuck Khaled. You are the best DJ alive.MY HUSBAND CANNOT PUNCH THE COACH AND SUPPLY SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA AT THE SAME TIME!
I spit my drink up. Well played.MY HUSBAND CANNOT PUNCH THE COACH AND SUPPLY SYNTHETIC MARIJUANA AT THE SAME TIME!
Not sure, I switched up my link posting to the Media embed feature from simply posting the direct link into a post.Not showing up for me-what's the dilly
Prescription opiates don't jibe with the "Class D" comment from the dispatch.
Yeah you read the same thing wrong that I did. Ed Hillel will be here momentarily to tell youDude was at the hospital for 20 minutes, and practiced the next 2 days. He didn't OD.
Or, he thought he did.Dude was at the hospital for 20 minutes, and practiced the next 2 days. He didn't OD.
Well, let's see what Goodell has to say about it. I would guess that Jones gets a minimum of six games next season and Belichick might be suspended too if he doesn't cooperate this time around. Gronk will probably get two games too.Dude was at the hospital for 20 minutes, and practiced the next 2 days. He didn't OD.
IT.If the pats were to cut Gronk. He would be picked up in a cocaine heartbeat
Brady gets 16 games for being generally awareWell, let's see what Goodell has to say about it. I would guess that Jones gets a minimum of six games next season and Belichick might be suspended too if he doesn't cooperate this time around. Gronk will probably get two games too.
Yes, but Billy Martin fought everybody. Billy Martin fought against teams he faced, and even against fans of teams he faced.Jones gets fucked up and Bill is pissed because Gronk enabled it. Bill confronts Gronk. Argument ensues. Something gets thrown, somebody gets shoved, Bill winds up with black eye. Bill gives Gronk the day to cool off.
Gronk is just not getting suspended over this if the injury was accidental. He is just not, for if he is, everything gets worse and the Pats have no chance Sunday.
Teams have survived worse. Reggie Jackson and Billy Martin had fist fights. Once they fought in the goddamn dugout during a game. In Fenway Park. Yanks won WS that year.
Pats lose their draft picks next year for being repeat offenders.Brady gets 16 games for being generally aware
Win one and it goes away, and may never gain traction to begin with. Just make sure everyone is squared away. Good organizations keep this crap in house.Just fucking win three straight and all of this will be forgotten (he said remembering that last years shit is still going on)
I'm pretty sure everyone else is joking, and this post is serious. Please correct me if that's not right.Jones gets fucked up and Bill is pissed because Gronk enabled it. Bill confronts Gronk. Argument ensues. Something gets thrown, somebody gets shoved, Bill winds up with black eye. Bill gives Gronk the day to cool off.
You're sensitive tonight. You misread something, I pointed out that you may have misread it, trying to be helpful, really, and you got all cranky about it. I was not piling on, btw, he posted as I was writing. As it was a key point to your argument, it seemed worth pointing out. I wasn't being adversarial. We all misread things.Yeah you read the same thing wrong that I did. Ed Hillel will be here momentarily to tell you
No. He was at police station 20 minutes.Dude was at the hospital for 20 minutes, and practiced the next 2 days. He didn't OD.
So...three games?Goodell punishing a player for turning himself in while intoxicated would be the most tone deaf thing he could possibly do.
You posted after I already had erased the post and acknowledged the errorYou're sensitive tonight. You misread something, I pointed out that you may have misread it, trying to be helpful, really, and you got all cranky about it. I was not piling on, btw, he posted as I was writing. As it was a key point to your argument, it seemed worth pointing out. I wasn't being adversarial. We all misread things.
I lack the context of the press conference. I hope you are right, obviously.I'm pretty sure everyone else is joking, and this post is serious. Please correct me if that's not right.
MAYBE I could buy this, possibly, in some universe. Except for the fact that Bill was all but laughing about it in his press conference today. When Reiss asked him about putting himself on the injury report it took a full four seconds for him to fight the smile off.
I'm guessing Belichick slipped at home and did a faceplant into a railing, or at a closed practice he wasn't looking and Jimmy G hit him with an errant pass. Whatever it was, it was some kind of accident in non-aggressive circumstances, I'd wager.
Unintentionally so. My post screen was open as you were editing.You posted after I already had erased the post and acknowledged the error
I still think he ran into a wall.I'm pretty sure everyone else is joking, and this post is serious. Please correct me if that's not right.
MAYBE I could buy this, possibly, in some universe. Except for the fact that Bill was all but laughing about it in his press conference today. When Reiss asked him about putting himself on the injury report it took a full four seconds for him to fight the smile off.
I'm guessing Belichick slipped at home and did a faceplant into a railing, or at a closed practice he wasn't looking and Jimmy G hit him with an errant pass. Whatever it was, it was some kind of accident in non-aggressive circumstances, I'd wager.
Based on the dispatch, I'd say LSD or psilocybin; MDA/MDMA is another possibility, and I guess alcohol is always a possible factor. He wouldn't be cogent on painkillers. I guess it could be excessive amounts of a stimulant like amphetamine, but he'd have a nasty hangover, and likely wouldn't be able to practice the next day. Neither opiates nor stimulants would really explain why he's shoeless. With a hallucinogen, you provide some chlorpromazine or just wait for the effects to wear off and he's good to go.No. He was at police station 20 minutes.
Arrived at station at 7:40, transported to hospital at 8 am.
There is no discharge time from hospital anywhere.
No fucker, you have the stink on you. It fucking owns you now. You can never wash it off, Lady Macbeth.I'm stealing this. I hate saying I live in the Worcester area. I'm from the south shore dammit.
They need to be honest, frankly. Full transparency is not their style I realize. But there is no real way to spin this or just hope it goes away. It won't. Just tell the truth good or bad, take their medicine and move on. Otherwise this will become a massive distraction. Exactly everything BB dedicates his life to avoiding.Okay, what would you like them to say or do, GCPT?