Peter Gammons' Tweeterverse

Gambler7

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Dec 11, 2003
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I think Gammons may have officially lost it...his last two tweets:
pgammo Peter Gammons
Plops
48 seconds ago Favorite Retweet Reply

pgammo Peter Gammons
Wok bm pppppppppppppppppppppppppp
2 minutes ago Favorite Retweet Reply
 

John Marzano Olympic Hero

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Apr 12, 2001
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[quote name='Darnell's Son' date='18 November 2010 - 01:49 PM' timestamp='1290106197' post='3257219']
Don't you think it's far more likely that someone hacked his account?
[/quote]

Gammons is wacky on Twitter. All of his posts are straight up bizarre.
 

Carmen Fanzone

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Dec 20, 2002
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I understood it perfectly.

He had Chinese food for lunch, and headed to the men's room for what he euphamistically refers to as a "Wok bm." Initially, it was nothing but piss ("ppppppppppp"). But eventually, a minute or so later, he finally had his bowel movement. Hence the "Plops."

What's so difficult about that?
 

Jack Sox

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Oct 27, 2005
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I understood it perfectly.

He had Chinese food for lunch, and headed to the men's room for what he euphamistically refers to as a "Wok bm." Initially, it was nothing but piss ("ppppppppppp"). But eventually, a minute or so later, he finally had his bowel movement. Hence the "Plops."

What's so difficult about that?
I laughed far too much at this.
 

Gambler7

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Dec 11, 2003
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Gammons breaking news via twitter again.

His latest tweet:

"Cp L"

Who else would be able to get and break that news?
 

reej

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Nov 30, 2006
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Peter Gammons' twitter amuses me greatly. The pocket texts, the quips he posts on there, and the baseball info is good too.
 

Three10toLeft

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Oct 2, 2008
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The information is good too, if you're actually able to discern wtf he is saying. Gammo, by far, is the one person on twitter or who I have to read his tweets multiple times before I grasp what he's trying to say. Maybe I'm just dumb.
 

Philip Jeff Frye

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Oct 23, 2001
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What's wrong with you guys? E is baseball shorthand for Error. I thought everybody knew that.

He's clearly providing commentary on ratification of the START treaty or equating the UConn and UCLA consecutive win records. Or something...
 

jacklamabe65

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Another gem from Old Hickory posted early Christmas morning: "Our greatest weapon is the comviction and brotherhood of man which Christmas Day signifies-more than any other day or symbol."

Kilgore Trout lives.
 

Jack Sox

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Oct 27, 2005
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Lebron James' memememememe Christmas:suggest contraction so some who don't make his $ lose jobs. Kobe:"I don't need attention." One wins
There's a point in there somewhere.
 

Bleedred

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Feb 21, 2001
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There's a point in there somewhere.
Thank you Gammons and fellow SOSH'ers for one of the heartiest and longest laughs I've had in about 6 months. My co-workers thought someone died in my family, because they heard me laughing/crying behind closed doors. :lol:
 

Vandalman

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Apr 23, 2010
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Gammo's first Tweet of the new year:

Re


I think he meant to say:

Remember when I could write complete sentences?
 

Razor Shines

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"H" is the symbol for hydrogen, which is the lightest element. He is thus referring to the lightest player on the Red Sox roster, Dustin Pedroia. You also notice the lack of punctuation, or "no period", which is to say, no blood, or, no injury. What he is saying is that Dustin Pedroia is now 100% healthy.
 

Manramsclan

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Jul 14, 2005
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From Oldhoss...



@OldHossRadbourn
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Great. P. Gammons just "pocket tweeted" the formula for calculating the arc of my top-secret drop ball
Why do I get the feeling Old Hoss is one of us?
 

wutang112878

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Nov 5, 2007
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Doesnt this one seem a little odd:

If Johnny Damon had known Tigs wouldn't pick up option he'd have accepted waiver deal to Boston last year
Couldnt Damon have asked about their intentions when he hit waivers, and wouldnt their desire to trade him for something give him an indication without asking?
 

CaptainLaddie

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Sep 6, 2004
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I guess that would do it.

I didn't know that was common knowledge.
Not sure it's Ken. Hoss made a joke that was essentially word for word from Sosh, and I told him that "great minds think alike". He claimed he didn't read it here and was actually apologetic about it, and I am inclined to believe that Ken isn't Hoss as a result.