NFL Playoffs - Championship Round

[McBride11]

Did the iPhone commercial say "keep pointing at a satellite"

Like uh you mean the sky?

 

[natpastime162]

The actual bear in real life was discovered with a good deal of as yet undigested cocaine in its stomach.

Did they save any?

 

[Remagellan]

Who slowed down Brady and Gronk? It’s almost impossible when the QB has time.

The refs with BS calls on Gronk. Kelce pushes off as much as Gronk, but never gets called for it

 

[E5 Yaz]

On the plus side, I might not have to watch the Super Bowl

 

[Mugsy’s Walk-Off Bunt]

Let’s. Go. Eagles.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Cincy could use a Cocaine Bear or 5 on their OL

 

[Mooch]

I am genuinely shocked at the Bengals gameplan tonight. Where is the running game? And how are they not sending the house at Mahomes to test the ankle? I am mystified.

 

[Remagellan]

Did the iPhone commercial say "keep pointing at a satellite"

Like uh you mean the sky?

"I am directly under the Earth's sun...now." (Frank Burns, MASH)

 

[BaseballJones]

The refs with BS calls on Gronk. Kelce pushes off as much as Gronk, but never gets called for it

And KC runs outrageous pick plays that never get called.

 

[DJnVa]

On the plus side, I might not have to watch the Super Bowl

I might get to watch The Last of Us tonight.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Cincy could use 5 Cocaine Bears on their OL

They would false start every play. Bears cannot stay still. Cocaine bears are extra fidgety.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Alive?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

On the plus side, I might not have to watch the Super Bowl

I'm going to host a Puppy Bowl party that day.

 

[Groovenstein]

They would false start every play. Bears cannot stay still. Cocaine bears are extra fidgety.

So the movie is based on Trent Brown?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Cincy needed that

 

[ifmanis5]

I vaguely remember good punting.

 

[snowmanny]

On the plus side, I might not have to watch the Super Bowl

Have you ever not watched a super bowl?

 

[brandonchristensen]

Okay Joe - Two Minute Drill.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Have you ever not watched a super bowl?

Yep

 

[Ed Hillel]

They would false start every play. Bears cannot stay still. Cocaine bears are extra fidgety.

They don’t call them in the playoffs, have you not been paying attention??

 

[Obscure Name]

Must be nice having a good punter.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Have you ever not watched a super bowl?

Yes, in 1966.

 

[Remagellan]

And KC runs outrageous pick plays that never get called.

Agreed. I honestly don't have any idea what the rule is on them, and I don't think the refs do either.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Run before the warning?

 

[natpastime162]

So the movie is based on Trent Brown?

No, it’s based on Sam Hurd

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Nobody word salads like Tony Romo. He kind of announces like he played.

 

[Remagellan]

I'm going to host a Puppy Bowl party that day.

Do they have a Fish Bowl for stoners to watch?

 

[BaseballJones]

Agreed. I honestly don't have any idea what the rule is on them, and I don't think the refs do either.

In the Pats-KC title game a few years back KC scored on an egregious pick play five yards downfield and BB was so mad he threw his tablet in anger.

 

[snowmanny]

Yep

Really?
Interesting.

Raiders Vikings we switched to a movie about a singing milkman

 

[natpastime162]

Nobody word salads like Tony Romo. He kind of announces like he played.

Then can we expect him to break his clavicle and be out for the second half?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

In the Pats-KC title game a few years back KC scored on an egregious pick play five yards downfield and BB was so mad he threw his tablet in anger.

Pedantic correction. They did not score.

They did on the next play though.

 

[Marciano490]

They would false start every play. Bears cannot stay still. Cocaine bears are extra fidgety.

Spoiler that man, the movie isn’t even out yet.

 

[Reverend]

Cincy could use a Cocaine Bear or 5 on their OL

Cocaine Bear is so clearly a D-lineman.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Do they have a Fish Bowl for stoners to watch?

Isn't that why we have aquariums, right? For stoners

 

[johnmd20]

Man, if they didn't flag that.

 

[Mooch]

That is PI

 

[glennhoffmania]

Oh man. That was close.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

ALIVE!

 

[8slim]

Yeah that was obvious.

 

[Ed Hillel]

So obvious

 

[johnmd20]

Nantz just devastated.

Jim, umm, he fucking crushed him.

 

[Obscure Name]

Game saving call.

 

[glennhoffmania]

In the Pats-KC title game a few years back KC scored on an egregious pick play five yards downfield and BB was so mad he threw his tablet in anger.

Yes, yes. The Pats always get screwed. But they aren't playing tonight.

 

[Vandalman]

Burrow is thinking about doing his taxes. Mahomes ain’t.

 

[brandonchristensen]

Big PI. Gets the Bengals in a good spot.

 

[8slim]

Cincy, nothing at the line is working. Stop doing that crap.

 

[heavyde050]

He got there SO early.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Spoiler that man, the movie isn’t even out yet.

Fuck. Sorry. I read the book.

 

[Mooch]

The Bengals center hikes those lollipop shotgun snaps and Burrow loses time in the pocket. Tough.

 

[snowmanny]

Stopped the clock?