National Football League of "Merica: Week 1

luckiestman

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This bastard Hunt on the Bengals is really starting to piss me off with his blocking of FG & passes and his general badass nature
 

luckiestman

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Revis got toasted, FUCK

Edit: looks like safety help should have been there, who knows?
 

Kenny F'ing Powers

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I doubt they were playing a cover zero. Looked like a botched cover 1 or 3 by the safety.

Fun to shit on Revis, but...ya know.
 

luckiestman

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B2B sacks for the jesters

Poor Dalton almost got sacked on a quick screen, this is fun
 

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By the way, what's the rule for protecting QBs when they leave the pocket? I thought they were the same as any other runner, but that doesn't square with the flag late in the game where Cam was hit in the head (same play as the intentional grounding). I'm guessing he is transformed from an (unprotected) runner back into a (protected) QB once he throws the ball, but I'm hoping someone who actually understands the rule can explain.
He becomes a runner when he crosses the LOS
 

luckiestman

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Oh dude, this rookie lineman Thomas obliterated the return man for the Bengals. Try to see it if you can
 

Jed Zeppelin

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Eddie Royal with the Eddie Royal week 1 special. I swear this dude comes out of nowhere and catches a TD to open the season every year.

Keenan Allen non-contact injury?
 

mauf

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Jags' O-Line comes up big again -- lots of time for Bortles to throw.
 

CoffeeNerdness

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Once Gordon gets back the Cleveland troika of Gordon, Corey Coleman, and Terrelle Pryor is going to be a fun receiving group.
 

luckiestman

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Cincy either made some Dline adjustments or the Oline is wearing down like a bunch of 70 year olds under the Ny/Nj humidity or both. Either way it is worrisome
 

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Cincy either made some Dline adjustments or the Oline is wearing down like a bunch of 70 year olds under the Ny/Nj humidity or both. Either way it is worrisome
It is hard to describe how humid it is in NY today, those guys must be dying. Insert Hillary joke here.
 

Kliq

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Bree's going for his monthly assault on the most passing yards in a game record.

I'd really like Jimmy G to look as good as Wentz does right now.