Meet the New Zap, Same as the Old Mac: Pats v. Chargers: Dawn of Grier —December Third!

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Desultory.

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

What do you mean "looks like"?

Oof.

 

[Reverend]

What do you mean "looks like"?

 

[JOBU]

It was 2:09. Only thing I can think is they wanted to run the screen on the plus side of the 2:00 warning, so clock would stop if tackled in bounds. But just call the time out after the catch if it is that important to you. As it worked out, it was incomplete so they wasted the time out.

This makes no sense.

 

[rodderick]

It can't be overstated just how horrendous this offense is.

 

[axx]

Lets just gift the Chargers 3 more points

 

[ifmanis5]

There's your false start.

 

[heavyde050]

Nice pass by Zappe. He is so bad.

 

[twibnotes]

Davante parker is unplayable

 

[8slim]

He is the worst QB in the NFL by a significant degree.

 

[Ale Xander]

Wtf was that???

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

BB's teams the last four or five years have to be flagged for the most pre snap penalties, right? Top five, at least?

 

[BaseballJones]

This team is SO UNBELIEVABLY BAD on offense.

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

He cannot throw on target.

 

[Obscure Name]

Malik should start the next half.

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Dangerous punt coming up.

 

[ifmanis5]

Free Malik.

 

[8slim]

They can’t let Bill use the #2 pick, can they?

 

[PayrodsFirstClutchHit]

Malik time to start the 3rd.

 

[scotian1]

My Lord Zappe, have you ever played QB before?

 

[Jinhocho]

Zappe had its most success last year throwing out of Play action. Why not go back to some of that?

 

[P'tucket rhymes with...]

Good to see special teams doing their part.

 

[Zedia]

Lets just gift the Chargers 3 more points

I’m not “rooting” for it, but I ain’t mad.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I feel like they need to replace Crazy Train with Yakety Sax for the remainder of the season

 

[patinorange]

I never thought Bill would tank. But is there any other explanation?

 

[BaseballJones]

How badly would the 2003, 2007, 2014, or 2016 Patriots beat the 2023 Patriots?

 

[twibnotes]

Punter wasn’t too interested in making a tackle there

 

[MyDaughterLovesTomGordon]

Dangerous punt coming up.

And it was dangerous for the punter. Cleaned out by how own guy at the end there.

 

[Reverend]

He is the worst QB in the NFL by a significant degree.

I would be willing to score 0 point at half the salary.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Patriots will kneel it out here

Prolly should've.

 

[Section15Box113]

So we’ve reached the point where Zappe is getting booed at Gillette.

Malik time.

 

[staz]

And so ends the Bailey Zappe Era.

 

[Strike4]

That was, like, barely football at all.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

That silly summertime Brady ceremony is gonna be weird without Belichick

 

[Ale Xander]

They can’t let Bill use the #2 pick, can they?

If they trade it for 2 2nd rounders and a 6th, do you consider that as used?

 

[8slim]

Why was that not PI?

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Have seen PI called on that.

 

[Ale Xander]

That silly summertime Brady ceremony is gonna be weird without Belichick

Can they move it up to January?

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

I thought Herbert was good

 

[BaseballJones]

How does the D do it? I mean, they know the offense has no chance at scoring. They know they have to basically be perfect every game, every drive. They're missing two of their best players, and they keep giving max effort. Hats off to that crew.

 

[heavyde050]

Bailey Zappe is 5-11 for 39 yards. 3.5 yards per attempt.

But no turnovers so far. So yay.

Like all his yards came from a horrible pass/great catch by Zeke. He ran for like 20 yards after the catch.

 

[rodderick]

Very underwhelming performance from Herbert.

 

[shawnrbu]

Herbert isn’t very good.

 

[cornwalls@6]

The mental breakdowns/mistakes are unreal with this team. Whatever the future holds, BB and staff seem to have completely lost this group.

 

[8slim]

If they trade it for 2 2nd rounders and a 6th, do you consider that as used?

That’s what I’m expecting. Then they’ll take a skinny WR from Holy Cross that was projected to be an UDFA.

 

[SteveF]

They should run the wishbone next season.

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

Iowa offense vs the pats offense would be compelling shit

 

[Obscure Name]

They left Zappe too much time.

 

[Zincman]

I never thought Bill would tank. But is there any other explanation?

Probably dozens. Why would Bill tank knowing he's unlikely to be here next year. Not to mention he's not wired that way

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Defense has played a great game