I'm starting to hate the useless Twins almost as much as NY. When the Yankees have pregame meetings to talk about the Twins, they must all just laugh and crack jokes about how bad Minnesota plays against them.
"This guy likes low fastballs, so stay away from those. Or don't, who cares, they're all worthless against us anyway LOL!"
"Yeah we should let the bat boy hit against them today, he could probably go deep off these losers."
"If they ever get a guy on base, just yell 'BOO' at him really loudly and he'll probably fall on the ground and start crying, so just tag him out."
"Today everyone on our team throws with their off hand-- let's see how long it takes for them to score a run!"