July 16 @ the Cubs

[MJM2344]

Ort looks like Mariano compared to this guy.

 

[joe dokes]

You know, I never liked farina either.

Richard or Mimi?

 

[shawnrbu]

You can see the potential that can be unlocked with Faria.

 

[Vandalman]

33 pitches, 1 out

 

[moonshotmanny]

Guys, this is so funny. We’re up 11-3, the game is over. Are you not entertained by this?

No.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Will trade outs for runs on a 1:1 basis at this point.

But 3:1 is a no-go.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

I just realized that Mike Napoli is coaching first base.

Holy shit I didn’t notice that. Love me some Nap

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Most of these called strikes are gifts

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

That guys teammates are laughing at him

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

 

[mauidano]

Jake throwing gas. Not sure where it's going but it's heat.

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

No.

It’s a little funny tho right?

 

[joe dokes]

You can see the potential that can be unlocked with Faria.

Much like harvesting hydrogen from Pluto.

 

[budcrew08]

Youk seems to think it’s all mechanical.

 

[Rovin Romine]

If this guy had any control. . .you could see it.

 

[Archer1979]

Got to be embarrasing striking out against a position player.

 

[soxin6]

That could have been much worse

 

[Ed Hillel]

Easy peasy

 

[InsideTheParker]

OK, BUT HE BETTER NOT PITCH THE NINTH!

 

[Rovin Romine]

OK - the question - do you send him out for the 9th?

 

[joe dokes]

Faria says fuck y'all.

 

[LogansDad]

Gracious

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

ERA of 27.00

 

[BigEazy]

Well that was painful

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

I mean, I’m not sure I would’ve let the kid shit all over himself for five batters, but he seemed okay after that.

Still should get a bus ticket tonight, but better than the first five showed.

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Let's give him the 9th!

 

[Wallball Tingle]

3 runs for 3 outs, 'kay. Glad he didn't let it unravel utterly.

 

[Archer1979]

OK - the question - do you send him out for the 9th?

No. If you have to send him out for anything, it would be pizza.

 

[strek1]

38 pitches and 14 strikes. Wow.

 

[jmcc5400]

OK - the question - do you send him out for the 9th?

Yes. If we score 5 in the top of the 9th.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

OK - the question - do you send him out for the 9th?

For Entertainment Purposes Only

 

[azsoxpatsfan]

Seiya Suzuki signed for 5/$85 compared to Yoshida at 5/$90. Nothing against Suzuki, he’s a fine player, but my god Masa is an absolute steal at that price

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Hey guys, don’t worry, Masa’s coming up 2nd this inning.

 

[LogansDad]

Can Barnhart pitch for us?

 

[mauidano]

Holy shit I didn’t notice that. Love me some Nap

Epic photo of Nap wandering down the street in Boston, smoke hanging from his lower lip after clinching the 2013 World Series.

 

[shawnrbu]

39!

 

[Archer1979]

If this holds up, @E5 Yaz has to start the game threads for three West Coast games.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

He isn’t a kid. He’s 29.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

View: https://twitter.com/piitp/status/1601221532058984450?s=46&t=QgPlur015YjYmVsNzWFFfg

 

[InsideTheParker]

MASA hits anybody, equal opportunity embarrasser.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

This might be the worst pitching performance I have ever seen

"Hold my beer!" - Tucker Barnhart

 

[Rovin Romine]

Yoshida is the best.

 

[Vandalman]

Masa playing beer league softball and well

 

[strek1]

Masa can hit anything LOL

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

Masa is a professional hitter!

 

[Reggie's Racquet]

That guy was better than Faria.

 

[joe dokes]

"Hold my beer!" - Tucker Barnhart

"Now give it back"

 

[Rovin Romine]

I love innings like that - if they don't make you smile, you're doing baseball wrong.

 

[strek1]

Now THAT was an entertaining pitching performance given the circumstances.

 

[mauidano]

Barnhart showing Faria how it's done.

 

[budcrew08]

their position guy was better than the guy who gets paid to pitch!