John Sterling is homeless

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q35zkxOSICo&feature=youtu.be
 

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Okay, okay, let's not bury the lead. Which Yankee was taking flying lessons this time?
 

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'after a multialarm fire broke out around 4:20 p.m. Wednesday'
 

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'“Maybe I’ll get lucky and there won’t be that much damage,” the sports broadcaster told the Daily News 
 

 
 

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You unlock this door with the key, and find inflammation. Beyond it is combustion: combustion of walls, combustion of roof, combustion of floors. You're moving into a land of both shadow and light, of smoldering belongings. You've just crossed over into... the Fire-light Home.
 

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"A five-alarm! That did me harm!"
 
"It won the game! With spreading flame!"
 
"Completely burning! The house of Sterling!"
 
"My life's stashes! Turned to ashes!"
 
"Incendiary! So legendary!"
 
"Hotter embers! I can't remember!"
 
"My home's ablaze! It's one of those days!"
 
"The biggest pyro! From here to Cairo!"
 
"The fire kindles! My money dwindles!"
 
"So infernal! From source external!"
 
"Such thick black smoke! From maple and oak!"
 
"A case of arson! More perfect than Larsen!"
 

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Hard to pick just one favorite here, but I'll go with...
 
JohntheBaptist said:
"...and THERE IT IS! ANOTHER 'HEFTY BLAST' FROM HEPHAESTUS!"
 
Maybe there should be a poll. 
 

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theapportioner said:
I hope LeoCarillo is taking notes for tomorrow's Post headline.
 
Dream on, second straight day their front and back covers have both been about PsiGate (yes, I'm going to keep calling it that even if no one else does). 
 

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My friend Brian has an entry:
 
"STERLING IS CURLING...into a shriveled ember"
 

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He can't afford to live in the city?  The Steinbrenners need to start spending some money on their employees.
 

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glennhoffmania said:
He can't afford to live in the city?  The Steinbrenners need to start spending some money on their employees.
 
Edgewater ain't cheap.  Probably easier to have a car there, etc. too
 

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When I saw the thread title I was really hoping he'd squandered his life savings on whores & crack.  This is harder to make fun of...but you guys are doing well, keep up the good work.
 

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Is that uncontainable or is that uncontainable? 
 
In all seriousness, having lived through watching my home burn to the ground (almost 15 years ago now), I know how much it sucks to go through this. Of course, he almost certainly has more resources to bounce back with than I did at 21, but it still sucks.
 

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Interviewed on the noon WABC newscast- He's heard from "a thousand people around the country." He's lost "every stitch of clothing" he owns. He's lost his 12 local Emmy awards and all the World Series rings "except for the one I was wearing."
 
 

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ifmanis5 said:
Interviewed on the noon WABC newscast- He's heard from "a thousand people around the country." He's lost "every stitch of clothing" he owns. He's lost his 12 local Emmy awards and all the World Series rings "except for the one I was wearing."
 
lol boo hoo
 

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ifmanis5 said:
Interviewed on the noon WABC newscast- He's heard from "a thousand people around the country." He's lost "every stitch of clothing" he owns. He's lost his 12 local Emmy awards and all the World Series rings "except for the one I was wearing."
 
 
Wow. John Sterling sounds exactly how I picture him.