Happy Yankees Elimination Day!

[JOBU]

What the fuck is going on?

 

[Ale Xander]

JFC

thank god there is Verlander in game 5

 

[LogansDad]

I hate sports.

 

[canderson]

I’ve seen enough. Off to watch The Patient or something.

 

[ilol@u]

Astros are going to mail it in tonight — ugh.

 

[LogansDad]

Hahaha, should have closed the roof, assholes.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Homer if they had closed the lid

 

[Pedroia's Itchy Nose]

Fuck that. death tonight.

Fuck that noise

Fair enough, I just hate the Astros too.

 

[mauidano]

Right now it’s the lesser of two evils. Go Astors.

Go Philly!

 

[JOBU]

Fuck this ump

 

[Salem's Lot]

No idea where this guys zone is.

 

[catomatic]

Fuck this ump

Serious question; do umps get game checks?

 

[JOBU]

This is bullshit

 

[JOBU]

Ump doesn’t have a clue

 

[staz]

Here comes the pain, MFY

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

That shit is GONE!

 

[staz]

AND BAM

 

[JOBU]

So sad and unfortunate events.

 

[mauidano]

Jeremy Peña is a star.

 

[JOBU]

Here comes the pain, MFY

Nice.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Sweet sassy molassy!

 

[patinorange]

Guess it’s not over yet.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Injured? Does he have to miss the rest of the series?


What is hurt, other than his feelings?

 

[tims4wins]

Start spreading the news

 

[mauidano]

Cortes pulled from the game with a broken soul.

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

injury replacement? Huh, ok

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

Sprained his porn stache.

 

[Salem's Lot]

He’s Geronimo Peña’s son? I’d say I feel old, but at least he isn’t Carlos Peña’s kid.

 

[LogansDad]

I really enjoy watching Jeremy Pena play baseball.

Now I really, really enjoy it.

 

[Kremlin Watcher]

Hang on. Elimination looming. He‘s already been out to see the pitcher for a potential injury. Leaves him in. Doesn‘t get anyone up in the pen. Three-run homer. Injury of some sort confirmed so they pull him. THEN Boone replaces him. Managerial malpractice, anyone?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Jeremy Peña can flat mash.

 

[barclay]

THANKS, NESTOR!

 

[E5 Yaz]

I can't imagine the Yankees wanted to use Peralta in this part of the game

 

[JOBU]

Hang on. Elimination looming. He‘s already been out to see the pitcher for a potential injury. Leaves him in. Doesn‘t get anyone up in the pen. Three-run homer. Injury of some sort confirmed so they pull him. THEN Boone replaces him. Managerial malpractice, anyone?

edit.
why am I apologizing for Boone. Fuck him.

 

[mauidano]

Can you explain to me why Alvarez didn’t tag?

 

[patinorange]

Can you explain to me why Alvarez didn’t tag?

That’s bad.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Can you explain to me why Alvarez didn’t tag?

bad coaching?

 

[Salem's Lot]

Can you explain to me why Alvarez didn’t tag?

He fucked up?

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

Oopsie daisy

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

Can you explain to me why Alvarez didn’t tag?

Cora?

 

[mauidano]

Wandy wounded.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

No mustache to pull

 

[mauidano]

Cora?

This is the answer the judges were looking for.

 

[staz]

MOAR PAIN

 

[JOBU]

Dink.

 

[Salem's Lot]

In play run(s)

 

[Ted Cox 4 president]

Well, all righty!

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

The great Christian Vazquez is enjoying the piss out of this uprising.

 

[strek1]

PRESTO CHANGO we have a new leader.

 

[teddywingman]

BABIP comes through.