Game 7 NOTHING EASY - Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures

[Haunted]

Pucker factor: eleventy billion

 

[LogansDad]

This is it for Jack, I think.

I don't get to watch these on NESN, but I hope they win it for him if this is it. He was really good for a long time. I have grown out of him over the last couple years, and this season was rough, but he's a guy who loves the game and loves the team. I want him to go out with a win.

 

[LogansDad]

Pucker factor: eleventy billion

Optimist.

 

[Haunted]

Win please.

 

[CaptainLaddie]

This is surreal.

Feels like an incredibly longform version of the 2010 Jets playoff game. Just need to alter the result.

Why bring up the dumbest direct snap to the upman in Patriots history at this point in time?!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Just fucking score Bruins.

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

These announcers blow

 

[SoxFanInPdx]

Brutal intermission team there. Fuckers

 

[ngruz25]

If the Bruins don't pull this out, I might not watch another second of the playoffs. I just won't be able to.

Please win.

 

[Auger34]

Win the game. Make Darren Pang weep on the bench

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Sirott and Beers think a couple of Panthers are out?

 

[NickEsasky]

Win or lose I hope someone shoves that mouth guard up Tkachuck’s ass tonight

 

[McBride11]

Did they just say Tkachuk is a Boston native? This is news to me

 

[soxin6]

These announcers blow

On TNT? Absolutely!

 

[bigq]

Brutal intermission team there. Fuckers

That was ridiculous and embarrassing.

 

[Spelunker]

We are one bad bounce away from the worst & most embarrassing loss in NHL history. I’m going to throw up.

Even the 2001 Mariners made the ALCS. This might be the most embarrassing in any sport.

 

[MiracleOfO2704]

Did they just say Tkachuk is a Boston native? This is news to me

His dad’s from Charlestown.

 

[Myt1]

That’s not offside.

 

[Ed Hillel]

I thought that went in

 

[LogansDad]

Fucking horseshoe up his ass. FFS

 

[Ed Hillel]

His his fucking stick shaft

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Man I thought that was going in

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Nice work Jacobs. What are the fucking $20 beers for again??

 

[ngruz25]

I thought that went in

So did I. I made an embarrassing noise.

 

[HomeBrew1901]

Wtf is this shit

 

[moretsyndrome]

Pasta hit the nub of the stick. This is physically painful

 

[JOBU]

Horseshoe up their ass

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Lucky save

 

[FisksFinger]

Christ

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Hit Bob’s stick. Christ

 

[nolasoxfan]

Darren Pang biopic going on…

 

[Soxaholic]

Heart stopped

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

OMG

 

[JOBU]

I’m dead

 

[NJ_Sox_Fan]

Holy shit

 

[FisksFinger]

Orlov hitting the post on the breakaway in the 3rd, then pasta hitting Bobs stick,

 

[JOBU]

Please stiffen

 

[nolasoxfan]

Swayman!!

 

[bigq]

Holy shit what a save

 

[FisksFinger]

Wowww

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

Fuck you Tkachuk.

 

[8slim]

Skating in molasses. MOVE

 

[SoxFanInPdx]

My heart just stopped there

 

[Bigpupp]

I'm going to throw up

 

[Mystic Merlin]

He’s fucking offside

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Offside?

 

[ngruz25]

Omg Lindholm, embarrassing high stick.

 

[McBride11]

His dad’s from Charlestown.

Keith is? Didn't realize. But Matt was born in AZ and grew up in STL

fuck me my BP is already unsafe levels - great save Sway

 

[Ale Xander]

Does Ullmark allow that shot in?

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

Bag job refs