Game 6 - Bruins @ Blues

[Red Right Ankle]

There’s nothing new under the sun.

I’ve been wearing sweaty gym clothes all game. I can’t shower and change at intermission right?

No sir, join me in the sweat lodge.

 

[IdiotKicker]

Good lord the Blues wives have gene jackets with the uniform numbers on the sleeve

Very recessive.

 

[mwonow]

In the playoffs, Tuuka has carried them. Carlo has carried them. Coyle has carried them.

In the regular season, Marchy...Bergy...even Kreci.

Any of those guys coming through to dominate the next four periods would suit me just fine. But...

I've been waiting all series for the reappearance of "David Pastrnak, force of nature."

Four periods. Four goals? Five? C'mon Pasta, it's time!

 

[McBride11]

Think of it as a minor penalty. 2 minutes in the box.

<insert clapping gif>

 

[CaptainLaddie]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Have you seen RSN Diaspora? I'm not sure this is something you want.

 

[DanoooME]

I liked it when it was called “La Femme Nikita.”

Or Atomic Blonde like 2 years ago. Whatever I'll watch it.

Or Point of No Return

 

[McBride11]

O'Reilly - "we're playing the right way"

Heh

 

[Marciano490]

If we lose we know why

I’m holding off. My dog is the only one trying to cuddle up to me right now.

 

[Bergs]

Very recessive.

Outstanding.

 

[Ed Hillel]

David Ortiz has been shot (in the leg) in an attempted robbery.

Go Bruins!

 

[lars10]

Very recessive.

Are they bedazzled? At least they're not dominant right now.

 

[DanoooME]

What’s with Binnington’s fetish with going over to the other players?

He has the spirit of Ron Hextall inside of him?

 

[mwonow]

David Ortiz has been shot (in the leg) in an attempted robbery.

Go Bruins!

That sucks. At least the attempted robbery here only involves whistles.

 

[NYCSox]

Four goals in the last eight periods against ECHL boy. They've got to do better.

 

[JCizzle]

David Ortiz has been shot (in the leg) in an attempted robbery.

Go Bruins!

What the fuck????

 

[Al Zarilla]

They wait until the whistle.

Thanks

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I’m glad Jedette hasn’t made any moves as I am pretty sure it has recessed inside my body.

 

[Dollar]

I knocked one out with the wife between the 1st and 2nd.

You'll be fine.

I knocked one out with the wife while the puck was stuck in Tuukka's jersey.

There's plenty of time during the second intermission.

 

[savage362]

David Ortiz has been shot (in the leg) in an attempted robbery.

Go Bruins!

and to follow up, confirming the apparent leg wound:



translated: The wound @davidortiz was on one leg and one of the responsible was arrested. The former baseball was taken out of the place in a unit of @Sistema911_RD

 

[Jim Ed Rice in HOF]

All right. My wife wants to fuck tonight, so here’s hoping I can make her come before the end of the intermission. If not, then hopefully I’ll be caught up to live hockey before we get that empty-netter.

Much like the playbook against Binnington, go five hole.

 

[IdiotKicker]

Kuhlman is getting a goal this period.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Need a pic if Ortiz in hospital giving thumbs up with big smile as Bruins win Game 6.

 

[Marciano490]

I knocked one out with the wife while the puck was stuck in Tuukka's jersey.

There's plenty of time during the second intermission.

I read that fast and thought she was wearing a Tuukka Jersey, which would’ve been damn good foreplay.

 

[Ed Hillel]

I read that fast and thought she was wearing a Tuukka Jersey, which would’ve been damn good foreplay.

Nothing would be getting in, though.

 

[redsoxcentury]

Need a pic if Ortiz in hospital giving thumbs up with big smile as Bruins win Game 6.

And then he waives a Bruins flag in Boston before Game 7 starts

 

[Leather]

And then he waives a Bruins flag in Boston before Game 7 starts

And then he runs for President.

 

[Myt1]

I really want a cheap on to make it 2-0 early.

 

[RetractableRoof]

Krejci is so dangerous in space... and unlike the Backes pairing, Kuhlman's speed is making a difference I think creating just a moment's hesitation for the Blues D that Krejci seems to be exploiting. Or maybe I'm wishcasting...

 

[CaptainLaddie]

I really want a cheap on to make it 2-0 early.

How does 3-0 sound?

 

[bagwell1]

4 more periods until we see kids in Venezuela wearing Blues Stanley Cup Champion t-shirts

 

[TheRealness]

Krejci is so dangerous in space... and unlike the Backes pairing, Kuhlman's speed is making a difference I think creating just a moment's hesitation for the Blues D that Krejci seems to be exploiting. Or maybe I'm wishcasting...

You are correct sir. Coolman has been effective.

 

[Marciano490]

I really want a cheap on to make it 2-0 early.

Are we still talking about fucking or the game? I’m lost in innuendo.

 

[Maximus]

No cute passes, pucks on net and crash the net for rebounds.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Fuck. Here we go.

 

[j44thor]

While the let Tuukka carry us strategy has worked for 2 periods I'd like to see them skate a bit this period

 

[Soxfan in Fla]

Win it for Papi!!!!

 

[ifmanis5]

From here on out every shot on net is a good shot, boys.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I knocked one out with the wife between the 1st and 2nd.

You'll be fine.

Sho’ ‘nuff. I underestimated her level of horny.

 

[sonofgodcf]

David Ortiz has been shot (in the leg) in an attempted robbery.

Go Bruins!

Perron shouldn't be allowed to have a teleporter, that dirty fuck.

 

[IdiotKicker]

Are we still talking about fucking or the game? I’m lost in innuendo.

Where’s the innuendo? I’ve never been able to find it.

 

[Van Everyman]

Win it for Papi

 

[Mugsy's Jock]

Is this where Rocky switches from righty to lefty?

 

[Spelunker]

I would really like us to score a 5x5 goal.

 

[Marciano490]

Where’s the innuendo? I’ve never been able to find it.

It’s been inside you this whole time.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Where’s the innuendo? I’ve never been able to find it.

About a half inch in.

 

[HomeBrew1901]

I’m
So sick of the Bruins looking like they are defending a PP during 5v5

 

[CaptainLaddie]

I would really like us to score a 5x5 goal.

It sounds normal, right? Normal teams do this?

 

[durandal1707]

4th line getting worked again.

Might need to shorten the bench

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

I can’t believe he rolled the 4th to start. Instant pin and icing. Holy shit Bruce.

 

[catomatic]

Useless shot, Sean.