Game 5: Wings @ Bruins (turn on your sarcasm meters while day drinking)

[AbbyNoho]

Guess it wasn't that bad. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

He looks like Francona.

 

[JohntheBaptist]

...and he's OK!

 

[RedOctober3829]

 

[Al Zarilla]

Guess it wasn't that bad. 

How'd it miss that nose?

 

[AbbyNoho]

He looks like Francona.

 
That's what I thought too

 

[Jungleland]

Oddly wtf iphone commercial...children jamming on a song about huge dicks.
 
Excellent play by Krug on the goal. 

 

[Maurice09]

He looks like Francona.

Exactly what I was thinking.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Jason Aldean?

 

[mikepnq]

How'd it miss that nose?

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[McBride11]

That'll teach him to call such a shitty game.

 
I laughed. Then felt like a horrible person.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Long way to go, boys. Keep your foot on the gas.

 

[mabrowndog]

Get in the box, asshole.

 

[Moosey]

He looks like Francona.

 
Just mentioned something similar to my wife, but went with "he looks like a cross between Francona and Putin"

 

[Mystic Merlin]

With that 'stache, Alfredsson looks like mini-Randy Johnson.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Nice skating by Krejci.

 

[Moosey]

Im pleased the Bruins runner is cuter in that commercial.

 

[AbbyNoho]

Is Philadelphia/Boston even a top 10 rivalry?

 

[mikepnq]

I feel like a traitor, but I'd take Philly girl over Bruins girl in that commercial.

 

[Marbleheader]

Pretty sure they're not allowed to close out a team early in the first round.

 

[Moosey]

Is Philadelphia/Boston even a top 10 rivalry?

 
Well, it is like a baby New York.

 

[Al Zarilla]

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Or Marchand. Your nose and I'll raise...

 

[AbbyNoho]

Im pleased the Bruins runner is cuter in that commercial.

 

 

[McBride11]

Im pleased the Bruins runner is cuter in that commercial.

 
I'd rather that Bruins chick behind the bench they keep showing.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Could have called Krug there for a trip. Thought it was coming.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Had a chance to bury DET there.
 
Sigh.

 

[AbbyNoho]

 
I'd rather that Bruins chick behind the bench they keep showing.

 
You just want her for her seats.

 

[Ed Hillel]

LMFAO.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

How is that a hook.

 

[mikepnq]

"Pretty consistent from this officiating crew." Uhh, wut?

 

[durandal1707]

Here comes the parade of ticky-tack calls

 

[Al Zarilla]

 
You just want her for her seats.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

The announcers constantly double-down on their dumb takes even upon seeing replays.

 

[Myt1]

That's been a hook most of the time. I'm ok with it.

 

[AbbyNoho]

"Pretty consistent from this officiating crew." Uhh, wut?

 
Well, if they've been bad all along...

 

[Bozo Texino]

 

 
You just want her for her seats.

 

 
"Teats" also would've been acceptable.

 

[Moosey]

Loui reminds me of Wooderson.

 

[lars10]

How is that a hook.

Doesn't your stick have to touch the other person for a hook at a minimum?

 

[ifmanis5]

Even getting hit in the face with a puck can't knock some sense into him.

 

[Al Zarilla]

 
"Teats" also would've been acceptable.

Easier edit. 

 

[wibi]

That's been a hook most of the time. I'm ok with it.

 
This. 

 

[AbbyNoho]

Woah, I don't know how that didn't go in. 

 

[LogansDad]

Great job by Campbell there

 

[Ed Hillel]

Detroit really needs some brutes up front. You've gotta have someone in front of Rask there.

 

[AbbyNoho]

Pull a Marc-Andre Fleury behind the net

 

[PedroSpecialK]

god shut the fuck up Gustavsson

 

[PedroSpecialK]

TUUUUUUUUUUUUKKK

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Dat Tuukka

 

[catomatic]

Not offside

 

[Ed Hillel]

That is not offsides.