Game 5: Wings @ Bruins (turn on your sarcasm meters while day drinking)

[Red Right Ankle]

Thornton is... not having a good game so far.  2 shifts, 2 fuckups.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Ugh.

 

[McDrew]

Remember when the Bruins sucked on the power play? 
 
Thornton is having a bad game so far.  Only low point I've seen so far. 

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

2u's 2k's one A

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Loui now with the same amount of points as Seguin during these playoffs

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Florek is really strong huh?

 

[durandal1707]

MANCHUK

 

[Red Right Ankle]

All Bs so far.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That is a clear penalty.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Yep.

 

[Scoops Bolling]

Can I just say that hearing Larry Robinson comps makes me really happy in the pants?

 

[Al Zarilla]

Win this so we don't have to hear about that TOR series any more. 

 

[ifmanis5]

Win this so we don't have to hear about that TOR series any more. 

NBC says not so fast my friend.

 

[Al Zarilla]

NBC says not so fast my friend.

Yeah, the almighty TV.

 

[Ed Hillel]

They're having some trouble in transition now. The lanes are closing.

 

[PedroSpecialK]

If I have to hear Olczyk say "youngness" one more time I'm going to fucking lose it

 

[mikepnq]

If I have to hear Olczyk say "youngness" one more time I'm going to fucking lose it

It's a perfectly cromulent word.

 

[Investor 11]

Am I imagining things, or does Thornton create a lot of offensive face offs by driving the puck on net as he enters the zone and then crashing the net. Seems like its stood out to me these last couple games.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That looked offsides on that Marchand shot and a few players appeared to hesitate.

 

[Al Zarilla]

If I have to hear Olczyk say "youngness" one more time I'm going to fucking lose it

The word makes my neck hair stand up too. 

 

[Ed Hillel]

Gustavsson is intrigued by this "youngness."

 

[Ed Hillel]

Sigh...

 

[McBride11]

Why is Marchand on this team?!?

 

[Ed Hillel]

I am just assuming no goal and not even getting excited in the next 2 on 1.

 

[ifmanis5]

No call???

 

[Ed Hillel]

Looked like Marchand just lost an edge.

 

[mabrowndog]

How the fuck was that not a penalty? Jesus.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Nevermind. Obvious, clear trip.

 

[McBride11]

Blatant trip. 

 

[mabrowndog]

Looked like Marchand just lost an edge.

 
Yeah, coincidentally with an opponent's stick blade jabbing at his skates.

 

[Cellar-Door]

That would have been a hillarious goal. Gustafsson was getting ready to skate off, total panic when that puck skipped.

 

[Ed Hillel]

 
Yeah, coincidentally with an opponent's stick blade jabbing at his skates.

 
Obviously I saw differently on the replay. Live, I thought he just got off-balance with his weight shifting around. Marchand probably didn't get the call because he's Marchand, but the refs will go back and see that and be looking to give Boston a PP fairly early in the second I would guess.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That would have been a hillarious goal. Gustafsson was getting ready to skate off, total panic when that puck skipped.

 
Wouldn't have counted, time was up.

 

[The Mort Report]

 
Wouldn't have counted, time was up.

 
Even if it didn't count, if that went in that's a huge confidence destroyer 

 

[Al Zarilla]

Is it like basketball though as taken when the puck leaves the stick?

 

[TSC]

Is it like basketball though as taken when the puck leaves the stick?

Nope. Crosses the line.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Nope. Crosses the line.

Thanks.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Is it like basketball though as taken when the puck leaves the stick?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MIpI3zEEOw

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Ouch

 

[Ed Hillel]

Why did he blow that dead!?

 

[Ed Hillel]

That is a fucking goal!

 

[Ed Hillel]

Nothing from the announcers? The puck was just sitting there.

 

[ifmanis5]

Crap.

 

[McBride11]

I am just assuming no goal and not even getting excited in the next 2 on 1.

 
Or 3v1

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

Did an announcer for a major network just say "... When number 23 fell down" ?

 

[Ed Hillel]

You cannot miss the fucking net in that situation. You have to at least give the two guys in front a chance at the rebound.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

The defender falling down to leave one guy back was genius.

 

[Ed Hillel]

How?

 

[Red Right Ankle]

So, so pretty.  Krug is fun to watch.

 

[Ed Hillel]

That's how, I suppose.