Game 1: Red Wings @ Bruins

[LogansDad]

I'm dead

 

[Manramsclan]

Let's fucking go!

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Jack's calling this game like a used car salesman. Frankly, I'm not in the mood for this much homer-ism.

For a guy who was over the top to start with, Jack turning into a parody of himself is quite an accomplishment.

 

[kenneycb]

I'm dead

Between you being dead and me not being able to read, this forum is pretty damn impressive.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Clode going with 2 lines now.

 

[Manramsclan]

I think we can agree Lucic got all balls and taint in this nut shot.

 
I prefer to think of it as balls and clode, but I agree

 

[kenneycb]

Clode going with 2 lines now.

I wouldn't be opposed to just rolling three and moving Campbell up on either wing or center.

 

[Ed Hillel]

James Woods is the guy who complained about the 9/11 hijackers, right?

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Between you being dead and me not being able to read, this forum is pretty damn impressive.

Rick Middleton's Porn 'Stache: Literally a thousand monkeys at keyboards

 

[kenneycb]

 
I prefer to think of it as balls and clode, but I agree

What if he did that to Pouliot? He'd have balled Balls' balls and the universe would explode.

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

As far as the nut shot goes, fuck it. It's not like they get any calls in their direction, might as well take liberties if you can get away with it.

 

[ifmanis5]

OH MY SHIT

 

[Van Everyman]

That was terrifying

 

[mikepnq]

Heart attack.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Tuukkkkaaa whyyy????

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I don't think my heart can take this

 

[McBride11]

Potter needs to be gone. 
 
And jeeez Rask

 

[kenneycb]

As far as the nut shot goes, fuck it. It's not like they get any calls in their direction, might as well take liberties if you can get away with it.

Of course, you generally just want to be more subtle about it.  Like getting the lower back right above the pants or the top of the skates.

 

[SawxSince67]

Thimas thought Tuukka was waaaay out of then crease.

 

[MuzzyField]

That was f-ing scary!

 

[Ed Hillel]

Loui back on the 3rd line.

 

[TSC]

I don't think my heart can take this

 
It's just game 1 buddy. We got at least 15 more to go.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

Is it me, or has Bergy been a complete non-factor thus far?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Thimas thought Tuukka was waaaay out of then crease.

That's an easy save for Timmy.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Is it me, or has Bergy been a complete non-factor thus far?

Has Datsyuk scored any goals?  'Cause his job is to make sure Datsyuk is contained.

 

[RSN Diaspora]

 
It's just game 1 buddy. We got at least 15 more to go.

I'd be in better shape if I had something better than Passover wine at my disposal.

 

[mabrowndog]

Abdelkader!
 
The Ab-Man!
 
See-Ya-Later Abdelkader!
 

 

[Dropkick Izzy]

BTW, the Smith boys came to play, huh?

 

[kenneycb]

Is it me, or has Bergy been a complete non-factor thus far?

Probably by design.  Take out Datsyuk and let the other three lines do their damage.  First part has worked well enough.  Hard for the second part to work when Caron is someone you're relying on.
 
Edit: Eat a dick TSOYRRA.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Has Datsyuk scored any goals?  'Cause his job is to make sure Datsyuk is contained.

Problem is, it's Datsyuk's job to do the same to him.

 

[jk333]

They've put together a few good minutes of offense lately. Here we go.

 

[kenneycb]

Problem is, it's Datsyuk's job to do the same to him.

Is the result like when you put the two same poles of a magnet close and they just repel?

 

[mikepnq]

Need the LKI line to step up with Bergy/Datsyuk canceling each other out.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

"You can see the immense respect among the players."

 
 

Uh, well..

 

[MuzzyField]

Do they sell defibrillators at Costco?

 

[ifmanis5]

Fuck. Thought that was it.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Is the result like when you put the two same poles of a magnet close and they just repel?

It's like a balloon and... something bad happens!

 

[TSC]

Oh come on, please????

 

[Ed Hillel]

Fuck my ass.

 

[mascho]

So many chances....

 

[Red Right Ankle]

OK, I'll take those shifts.  Keep it up.

 

[jk333]

Need the LKI line to step up with Bergy/Datsyuk canceling each other out.

 
That line has been terrible; Lucic has been Ok but Krejci and Iginla have been inconsistent at best. The 3rd line is really coming on now.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Bergy missed a pass to the slot there.

 

[FelixMantilla]

I hope that shift woke up the Bruins. They seem to have a lot of energy right now.

 

[Red Right Ankle]

Fuck my ass.

Not tonight sweetie I've got a headache,

 

[Ed Hillel]

Gotta pass that!

 

[Manzivino]

No clue how that line didn't score except that it's Justin Florek playing meaningful minutes in a playoff game.

 

[kenneycb]

That line has been terrible; Lucic has been Ok but Krejci and Iginla have been inconsistent at best. The 3rd line is really coming on now.

 I just hope we get to the point of the annual "Krejci is playing bad in the first round and we should trade him" trap we fall into every season when the B's make a deep run.

 

[Nomar813]

Gotta pass that!

Puck or kidney stone?

 

[dylanmarsh]

Directv just went down. Anyone have an online feed link?