ESPN Is Pathetic

Stu Nahan

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rodderick said:
The tone of this is so spiteful that the column would only make sense if Brady and Kraft had diminished the plight of the poor and oppressed in the past.
They "skated on Spygate" which is clearly much worse. That piece is standard issue Whitlock clickbait.
 

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So apparently (see D&C thread) Mort implied that he was going to talk about his "11 of 12" footballs report (back from January) this morning, then backed out because WEEI blabbed about it.  What are the odds that Mort will have an ESPN.com piece in the next few days that will go into whatever he would have said on the air?
 

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This is insider content and I am not sure where to put it, but a few quotes from the brilliant Jim Bowden:
 
http://espn.go.com/blog/the-gms-office/insider/post?id=11265
 
and think they are can’t-miss prospects if they stay healthy and develop properly.
 
Can't miss or if? Most guys are "can't miss" if they develop properly and stay healthy. Thats why they miss.
 
a can’t-miss middle-of-the-rotation starter if he stays healthy and reaches his potential.
 
Can't miss? Or a middle rotation guy? Oh, and that would be if he reaches his potential...which of course means he wouldn't have missed....
 
They get an “A” for business, dumping between $16-18 million in the Dodgers' deal, and get a “D” for baseball.
 
I'm being a little picky here, but what business does he think is being done? I would think it's the business of baseball, so trying to compartmentalize the two is poor wording.
 
Overall, you get a higher grade if you make deals, no matter how bad they are. Colorado 15 and STL 13, even though Colorado got rid of a top 10 player in MLB for a more expensive, more hurt SS and a couple lottery tickets, and STL gave away a good upside LHP for Brandon Moss. But they did something.
 
Anyways, maybe jut being whiny on a Sunday morning but this was a particularly galling piece of filler.
 

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I don't get the hate on this thread about things you don't think are "sports".
Once it was decided Golf was a sport the door was open to just about anything else.
 

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Especially because ESPN has multiple networks to fill with programming every day. Rarely are these fringe sports airing in primetime on ESPN, they are taking place at 3 pm on ESPN U, the Super Bowl doesn't take place every day, they need to find alternative options to create original live programming.
 

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World Arm Wrestling League Championships is on ESPN2
 
Oh, kids.
 
ESPN used to air all kinds of shit in the 80s when they didn't have a contract with MLB, NHL, NBA, NFL, NCAA, etc: Australian Rules football, tractor pulls, slo-pitch softball, karate tournaments.  If it was on video tape, they'd pretty much put anything remotely competitive on their broadcasts.  Arm wrestling on ESPN is nothing new.
 

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ESPN lies about reporting again. Peter King thinks it is bullshit.
 
https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/627127619251736576
 
 
This was 60 minutes after I Tweeted: “Russell Wilson and the Seahawks have agreed to a 4-year, $87.6-million extension, per source,” and 50 minutes after Wilson himself Tweeted he was “blessed” to be a Seahawk four more years.
I didn’t realize the time involved until Awful Announcing reported ESPN’s bizarre attribution and reporting practices Friday morning. But there’s no excuse for it.
http://mmqb.si.com/mmqb/2015/08/02/nfl-training-camp-bruce-dehaven-cancer-carolina-panthers
 

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In the 70s, Wide World of Sports used to show the World Wrist Wrestling championship from Petaluma, CA every year.  The last one was the one where a guy's arm broke. IIRC, Al Michaels was on the call.
 

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World Arm Wrestling League Championships is on ESPN2
We were eating in a family sports bar and this was on one of the huge wall sized TVs, my 2 kids and I had fun watching it.
 
The sports bar airs every kind of sports on and there were only 2 other choices at that time, Angels on MLB and a tape delayed soccer game with Portugal.
 

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joe dokes said:
In the 70s, Wide World of Sports used to show the World Wrist Wrestling championship from Petaluma, CA every year.  The last one was the one where a guy's arm broke. IIRC, Al Michaels was on the call.
 
Wide World of Sports was the best:  World Wrist Wrestling; Demolition Derby (from Islip, NY); Barrel Jumping ...  As a bonus, they would use their top announcers for everything.
 
Jim McKay could make any event seem dramatic.
 

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What caught my eye before the win total was the "22nd season as NFL head coach".  This is his 16th season in Foxboro.  He was in Cleveland for 5 years.  Where did the extra season come from?
 

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Schoenfield: Why Blue Jays are unbeatable
The bold moves the Blue Jays made at the trade deadline have clearly paid dividends. But Toronto's 11-game winning streak is about more than just Troy Tulowitzki and David Price.
 
They've won eight in a row. They are 11-0 in games Tulowitzki has played, but he had a day off. It apparently was too much to ask to just say they're undefeated with Tulo in the lineup. (Usual caveats about the reporter not writing the headline and teaser)
 

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What caught my eye before the win total was the "22nd season as NFL head coach".  This is his 16th season in Foxboro.  He was in Cleveland for 5 years.  Where did the extra season come from?
 
drop the 1 you get 211-109, add those up you get 320 games, divide by 16 = 20 years.

It's not that hard, ESPN
 

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Thomas on Manziel: Wins and commish slight might make him most popular
 
(ESPN making up reasons to write about Manziel is at the level of ludicrous and uninteresting of an old lady talking about her cat. GRANNY ON MR. FLUFFS: GOOD BRUSHING MIGHT MAKE HIM PRETTIEST CAT IN WHOLE WORLD)
 

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Re: Bob Ryan's appearance on the Sportsreporters Sunday and his suggestion that Brady should just accept the 4 game penalty.  I sent him the following email:
 
We'll see if he responds.
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[SIZE=10pt]Bob,[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=10pt]As someone whose sports fandom came of age during the Bird era, I loved reading your Celtics coverage.  Moreover, your passion as a sports fan is refreshing in a world where too many of your journalistic brethren declare that they only “root for the story.”  You’re my favorite columnist.[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=10pt]I saw your appearance on ESPN this weekend discussing “deflategate.”  Your position, as far as I understand it, is that Brady should take the 4 game penalty for the good of the team so that he and the team can prepare for the season without this distraction.  Moreover, you noted that since his reputation is harmed regardless, he should just put this mess behind him.  My view is that if I’m Brady, I don’t care what other people think if they are unwilling to consider the actual facts of the case.  What would be paramount to me is that anyone examining the record of this fiasco in the future be able to conclude that I did nothing wrong.  But I’m not looking to argue the case.  I’d like to ask you to respond to the following hypothetical:[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=10pt]HYPOTHETICAL[/SIZE][SIZE=10pt]:  Let’s assume that in the year before you retired from full time writing for the Boston Globe, your editor informed you that someone accused you of plagiarizing one of your biggest columns.  You know with certainty that the accusation is false.  Nevertheless, your Editor in Chief and the owner of the paper, after reviewing the “facts”, decide to suspend you for 90 days without pay because they believe that you lied to them and you plagiarized.  The plagiarism accusations and suspension are made public and you are branded a plagiarizer.  You protest vociferously, as there is no solid evidence of plagiarism, in fact, there is good reason to believe that the accuser misunderstood the assertion when the charge was made. Nevertheless, the public believes you are a plagiarizer.  For the sake of this hypothetical, let’s assume that your union permits you to appeal your suspension to your employer, and after significant back and forth, they agree to reduce the suspension to 30 days without pay provided you acknowledge that you plagiarized.  Otherwise, 90 days stands.  For the good of you and your family, and the certainty of putting this behind you, would you agree to accept the reduced penalty and the guilt, even if you did not plagiarize?[/SIZE]
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[SIZE=10pt]I’m genuinely interested in your response.   Again, I have enjoyed your written work and public appearances for all of your career.[/SIZE]
 

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Reiss's Twitter is inching closer to taking on ESPN's Vichy collaborators.  He links to Wetzel's scathing Yahoo summary of today's court proceedings rather than ESPN's own propaganda. Vive la resistance, Mikey...
 
 
 

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How about the 6,000 other mistakes they have made reporting on the Patriots? They reported Brady was willing to take a suspension just earlier Wednesday morning and that was clearly not true.
 

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Kliq said:
How about the 6,000 other mistakes they have made reporting on the Patriots? They reported Brady was willing to take a suspension just earlier Wednesday morning and that was clearly not true.
 
They're still reporting that.
 
Hey, it took them this many years to admit the Spygate report was erroneous...clearly they've got a huge backlog of oopsies to correct, let's give them some time.
 

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One preposterous nugget in that ESPN correction page Florio links to:

Clarification: The Mueller Report, released on Jan. 8, 2015, stated that the NFL did not attempt to obtain a copy of the inside-elevator videotape of the Ray Rice domestic violence incident after May 20, when Rice entered a pre-trial intervention program. It was incorrectly stated on Outside the Lines in its final segment Thursday that the league had done so.
http://espn.go.com/espn/corrections