Damn... I take that back.. I thought this was the Pats Pulpit article that had it's tongue firmly in cheek from the outset.edmunddantes said:It's just funny/sad that a joke article can even get this much discussion.
Funny because it's really actually come to this, and sad because you know there is someone in 345 Park Ave going "we got those f**kers this time" right about now.
This really made an actual headline? Albeit USA today... omg... lol....