With an actual commissioner with a brain in their head, this is how it should have gone:
Jets: There was a man with a headset on the sidelines. We felt threatened. You should look into it.
Actual Commish: That's a person doing their job like they're supposed to. You keep bringing this garbage up and wasting my time, I'm taking away draft picks. Now, fuck off.
And now with Goodell:
Jets: There was a man with a headset on the sidelines. We felt threatened. You should look into it.
RG: Oh yes, I hear you loud and clear, we take the integrity of the game very seriously and will look into it very carefully. We would of course do this with every team because we take complaints against all teams equally (wink).
Jets: Shall we leak this to the press or should you?
RG: Make it both.