Chris Sale aiming to return

[Ragnar Danneskjöld]

Are we sure? Reverse Chris Sale might be more useful right now.

I got ya reverse Chris Sale right here.

One gently used Big Sexy.

He's timeless. Short, fat, durable, happy.

 

[oumbi]

What happens when you fall off a bike... you brace yourself with your what?

I get it we all know how to ride bikes hands free the point is taken.

Still a stupid way beyond non zero risk. Tell me you don't take your job and injury recovery seriously without saying it.

I'm sure he can also play basketball or tennis or ski one handed. Still a dumb dumb move.

Not your pinky.

 

[Mueller's Twin Grannies]

I got ya reverse Chris Sale right here.

One gently used Big Sexy.

He's timeless. Short, fat, durable, happy.

And quit on the Red Sox in 2008, a year where he might have made the difference in the ALCS.

Fuck Bartolo Colón, and feed him fish heads.

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

Not your pinky.

Depends. If I was shitfaced like Chris Sale, I'd probably use my face.

 

[Lose Remerswaal]

And quit on the Red Sox in 2008, a year where he might have made the difference in the ALCS.

Fuck Bartolo Colón, and feed him fish heads.

Correct.

THIS is the right answer for the Anti-Chris Sale

 

[grimshaw]

And quit on the Red Sox in 2008, a year where he might have made the difference in the ALCS.

Fuck Bartolo Colón, and feed him fish heads.

Why send him mixed messages?

 

[Cesar Crespo]

Is Reverse Chris Sale the same thing as Anti Chris Sale?

 

[simplicio]

Reverse Chris Sale has a fractured right pinky and left wrist, I think I prefer ours.

 

[DaveRoberts'Shoes]

Is Reverse Chris Sale the same thing as Anti Chris Sale?

We’re looking for “Bizarro Chris Sale” - super jacked, right handed, makes all his starts but absolutely sucks, sunny disposition, loves alternate uniforms.

 

[VORP Speed]

We’re looking for “Bizarro Chris Sale” - super jacked, right handed, makes all his starts but absolutely sucks, sunny disposition, loves alternate uniforms.

Syndergaard

 

[Patriot_Reign]

When Paul O'Neil was routinely destroying water coolers after striking out on a Yankee dynasty, it was because he was "a gamer" who "cared so much." When David Ortiz smashed a phone, it was okay because he was "Big Papi, curse breaker."

At least O'Neil and Ortiz actually played.

 

[Rovin Romine]

We’re looking for “Bizarro Chris Sale” - super jacked, right handed, makes all his starts but absolutely sucks, sunny disposition, loves alternate uniforms.

We need a picture of Houck smiling in a yellow jersey.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Late to this but how dare you. Nobody besmirches my man on this website while I'm alive.

Edit: As an aside, Jed's 2010 is forever my model for a potential young player silver lining at the end of a subpar season. Lookin at you, Casas.

 

[Beale13]

View: https://twitter.com/Thomas_Carrieri/status/1558485799850631168

 

[Harry Hooper]

Yowtch. What was supposed to happen on that stunt?

 

[moretsyndrome]

Yowtch. What was supposed to happen on that stunt?

Not that

 

[WV Sox Fan]

Not that

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