Been waiting for an actual fan of the club to kick this off, but it seems there are no actual Chelsea fans remaining in this forum. Roman really needs to buy some new friends or something.
Anyway, here's who's in and who's out:
Transfer IN:
Antonio Conte - COACH
Michy Batshuayi - (S) - 33M
N'Golo Kanté - (CM) - 30M
Returning From Loan:
Ola Aina - (RB)
Christian Atsu - (AM)
Isaiah Brown - (LW)
Kenneth Omeruo - (CB)
Juan Curadrado - (RW)
Papy Djilobodji - (CB)
Mario Pasalic - (CM)
Jamal Blackman - (GK)
Todd Kane - (RB)
Marko Marin - (AM)
Nathaniel Chalobah - (DM)
Marko Van Ginkel - (AM)
Danilo Pantic - (AM)
Cristian Cuevas - (LB)
Transfer/Loan OUT:
Stipe Perica - (S)
Mohamed Salah - (RW)
Tomas Kalas - (CB)
Jeremie Boga - (AM)
Matej Delac - (GK)
Nathan Ake - (LB)
Victorian Angban - (DM)
Marco Amelia - (GK)
Alexandre Pato - (S)
Falcao - (S)
Here are some highlights from the Roast of Chelsea on r/soccer:
Anyway, here's who's in and who's out:
Transfer IN:
Antonio Conte - COACH
Michy Batshuayi - (S) - 33M
N'Golo Kanté - (CM) - 30M
Returning From Loan:
Ola Aina - (RB)
Christian Atsu - (AM)
Isaiah Brown - (LW)
Kenneth Omeruo - (CB)
Juan Curadrado - (RW)
Papy Djilobodji - (CB)
Mario Pasalic - (CM)
Jamal Blackman - (GK)
Todd Kane - (RB)
Marko Marin - (AM)
Nathaniel Chalobah - (DM)
Marko Van Ginkel - (AM)
Danilo Pantic - (AM)
Cristian Cuevas - (LB)
Transfer/Loan OUT:
Stipe Perica - (S)
Mohamed Salah - (RW)
Tomas Kalas - (CB)
Jeremie Boga - (AM)
Matej Delac - (GK)
Nathan Ake - (LB)
Victorian Angban - (DM)
Marco Amelia - (GK)
Alexandre Pato - (S)
Falcao - (S)
Here are some highlights from the Roast of Chelsea on r/soccer:
Snow White, Silvester Stallone and Osama Bin Laden are having a conversation.
Snow White says “Everybody tells me I am the most beautiful, divine woman that any man has ever laid his eyes on, but how do I know?”
Silvester Stallone says “I know what you mean. Everybody tells me I am the most muscular, hunky man that has ever lived, but how do I know?”
Osama Bin Laden says “Yes. Everybody tells me I am the most disgusting, despicable, grotesque creature that has ever roamed the earth, but how do I know?”
Snow White says “Let’s go and see the wise man!”... so off they go.
Snow White goes in first and five minutes later she comes out and says:
“It’s true. I am the most beautiful, divine woman that any man has ever laid his eyes on.”
Silvester Stallone goes in and five minutes later he comes out and says: “It’s true. I am the most muscular, hunky man that has ever lived.”
Osama Bin Ladin goes in and five minutes later he comes out and says: “Who the fu*k is this John Terry character then?“
How do you confuse a Chelsea fan?
Take him to London and ask him for directions.
What does Chelsea and the US Navy have in common? They both spent 50mil on a sub.
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Formed in 2003 from the ashes of a now forgotten London club with the blood money of a Russian Oligarch, Chelsea FC boast a proud history. Their white only fan club have enjoyed watching their team, built using only their famous youth academy and a small cash injection of £1,062,000,000, achieve unparalleled success. Chelsea’s youth team in particular gained so much success, they eventually outgrew the youth leagues and instead entered a team in the Dutch league under the name Vitesse (which means “Aryan Brotherhood” in Dutch).
The recent youth team successes such as recent transfer successes such as Papy Djilobodji provide the youth academy with the type of role models needed to teach patience and it is this kind of thinking that has led Chelsea to draw comparisons to Ajax for their development of youth players and willingness to integrate them into the first team.
Another noteworthy success of Chelsea FC is their scouting. In recent times their first team scouts, notably the attacking scouts, have unearthed a host of hidden gems including Fernando Torres, Demba Ba, Andrei Shevchenko, Mateja Kezman, Hernan Crespo and Adrian Mutu and there is no reason to think this long and proud tradition won’t continue long into the future.
Chelsea’s notable supporters include Tom Metzger, Max Mosley, Rupert Murdoch and even Prince Harry of the British Royal family has been spotted wearing the ancient Hindu symbol of auspiciousness that has become the unofficial symbol for Chelsea supporters to wear to recognise one another.
Finally, if you intend to watch a match then make sure you get down to the stadium early before the kick-off so you can join in with the singing in the stadium. Make sure to listen to the groups Prussian Blue or Skrewdriver beforehand to be able to join in with the crowds and truly experience your match day.
I was really worried about Chelsea last season. What if Chelsea actually got got relegated? Would just mean 50,000 new Man City fans.
Chelsea, where "shooting the work experience kid" isn't a euphemism.