Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire arrested

Marciano490

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TMZ has more details: https://www.tmz.com/2020/02/12/reese-mcguire-toronto-blue-jays-exposure-of-sexual-organs-arrest/

It's a first degree misdemeanor. Basically, FL caselaw has an offended observer nexus, so much will turn on who reported him, how visible he was, and how the police responded. Cue tree falling in the woods jokes.
I’m curious what the difference between a pornographic and very pornographric video is.

I was also curious about the difference between an apparent and very apparent erection, but I hoped on Westlaw and the answer appears to be about 3”.
 

joe dokes

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The headline is curiously awesome:

BLUE JAYS' REESE McGUIRE
ALLEGEDLY
MASTURBATED IN
PARKED CAR
... Before Arrest


I can only imagine what the charges would have been if he did it *after* he was arrested.
 

shaggydog2000

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The headline is curiously awesome:

BLUE JAYS' REESE McGUIRE
ALLEGEDLY
MASTURBATED IN
PARKED CAR
... Before Arrest


I can only imagine what the charges would have been if he did it *after* he was arrested.
Well at least he pulled over to do it, unlike Eddie Griffin.
 

shaggydog2000

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Can't wait until the first time he comes up to bat and we get the info graphic.

Reese McGuire
Age:24
Position: Catcher
Batting Average with RISP: .150
Hobbies: Avid Do-it-yourselfer
 

bigq

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Decent headline. It’s Florida though so I’m not sure it’s really that unusual. He’s probably wishing he had chosen tinted windows now.