8/4 - Toront0-7

[soxin6]

Can he locate anything?

Doesn’t look like it

 

[Beomoose]

Can he locate anything?

Canada, presumably

 

[patinorange]

Pretty lucky they didn't give him the green light on that 3-0 pitch. Yikes.

 

[LynnRice75]

Can he locate anything?

Two of the pitches are currently located in the Monster Seats.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Thankfully, Manoah sucks. LFG!!

 

[chrisfont9]

WTF was that?! Not an inspiring start (Duran aside).

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Manoah snatched that as if it were a cheeseburger lobbed at him across the cafetaria.

Nice effort, Alex.

 

[chrisfont9]

Fuck this.

 

[GreyisGone]

Oh boy

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

This team is a special kind of stupid.

 

[Bergs]

Jesus.

 

[S. H. Frog]

oof, blunderous

 

[patinorange]

This is going well.

 

[Beomoose]

And Verdugo is out by a zip code.

 

[chrisfont9]

This is the dumbest 8 minutes of baseball I can remember.

 

[soxin6]

Impressively shitty inning by the offense

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Manoah can be had, thankfully. Jimmy's gonna settle down and we good.

 

[fenwaypaul]

I guess the Sox didn’t spend the off day brushing up on baserunning fundamentals.

 

[JCizzle]

Yuck. Looking like they should’ve sold off.

 

[Diamond Don Aase]

This team is a special kind of stupid.

Verdugo’s number is twice as high as his IQ.

 

[mauidano]

Was listening to the game on the radio on the way home...Joe Castiglione was just catching his breath when the first bomb went out. He was speechless. Then the second one went out and he was flustered. Then referred to Duran as Justin Duran.

Take a breath Hall of Famer; you got this.

 

[GreyisGone]

Who did we get in return for trading Paxton to the Jays?

 

[soxin6]

Guess they should have traded Paxton. Oh well.

 

[JCizzle]

Welp.

 

[mauidano]

What a moment for this kid. First MLB AB and he goes deep. Good for him.

Sucks for Paxton.

 

[LesterFan]

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Two of the pitches are currently located in the Monster Seats.

You need to update your spreadsheet.

 

[donutogre]

I’m getting a little worried about how this series is going to go…

 

[BigSoxFan]

Yuck. Looking like they should’ve sold off.

Not trading Paxton is looking…unfortunate

 

[strek1]

This is the dumbest 8 minutes of baseball I can remember.

That hardly seems likely. We average at LEAST 8 minutes of dumb baseball per game this year.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

28th round pick.

 

[Looch]

Youk and Wake are enjoying this and saying that’s what happens, ha ha. I miss Eck and Remy

 

[LesterFan]

Now walks the one lefty in the lineup. What a garbage performance.

 

[mauidano]

Hey @E5 Yaz Are the Jays done scoring tonight?

 

[mauidano]

Get Pivetta up.

 

[Looch]

The good news is it’s only 23 pitches!

 

[GreyisGone]

The good news is it’s only 23 pitches!

23 pitches and 40 miles

 

[soxin6]

This is exactly the start we should have expected with how lousy they looked on the west coast trip

 

[InsideTheParker]

Someone in a recent game thread said that his attitude towards the Sox changed inning to inning. I have never been that way, but so far in this game I am full of despair.

 

[soxin6]

Maybe Paxton can give up a grand slam now. That would be the cherry on top of this shit sundae.

 

[mauidano]

The thing about baseball, you just can never see it all.

What a crazy game.

 

[JCizzle]

Chaim is lucky that Schwarber was able to come back for a couple of weeks in '21, because otherwise his deadline decisions look like trash.

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Paxton has no command, this is going to get ugly.

 

[LynnRice75]

The good news is it’s only 23 pitches!

The bad news is the percentage of those that have sailed over the monster.

 

[mauidano]

Three solo shots...not insurmountable but damn...!

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Time for the O to get unstuck.

Edit: Devers not connecting on mediocre fastballs right down Broadway doesn’t help.

 

[mauidano]

Schneider has a great-looking moustache. Eck would be proud.

 

[BoSoxFink]

Does Manoah come off as a tool bag to anyone else?

 

[Beomoose]

So this team's flat a fuck

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Paxton has no command, this is going to get ugly.

He's famous for getting it together after struggling early. I'm telling you, we get six decent innings out of Big Jimmy before his night is over. LFG!