7/19 — Who Cares?

[simplicio]

Right back to pumpkins, huh.

 

[InsideTheParker]

The Famous Jinx of @E5 Yaz
Remember how that derailed the Season of 2023?

 

[soxin6]

This is not the start I was hoping for. Bello was a little off in his last start and I am wondering if he needs some extra rest.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Fun Fact: The A's have scored in just two of the past 22 innings against the Red Sox

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Fun Fact: The A's have scored in just two of the past 22 innings against the Red Sox

These things may be facts but they are far from fun.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

That wasn't a bad pitch at all to Thomas...

 

[JOBU]

What the fuck

 

[Curt S Loew]

Told ya we should have sold high.

 

[moonshotmanny]

This isn't looking good. At least we won't be swept.

 

[fenwaypaul]

Ouch.

 

[Fishy1]

Told ya we should have sold high.

... on what?

 

[Fishy1]

Only 4-2, Waldichuk is still a pumpkin, offense is still on fire. We're in this one

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Fun fact. I've thread banned E5 from game threads.

 

[soxin6]

Told ya we should have sold high.

Sold what? What do they have that Bloom would trade that some team would give something significant for?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

This isn't looking good. At least we won't be swept.

If the Sox cant manage at least two more runs today they need to void Monday's result, award the As a win and shut down Boston for the season.

 

[Curt S Loew]

Sold what? What do they have that Bloom would trade that some team would give something significant for?

Nothing anymore. Now that Bello is all done.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Mmm. Just got off a call and logged in. Not ideal.

What's with Bello? Location? Luck?

 

[soxin6]

Nothing anymore. Now that Bello is all done.

You wanted to trade Bello? There was a 0.0000000000001 % chance of that happening

 

[The Gray Eagle]

Fun Fact: The A's have scored in just two of the past 22 innings against the Red Sox

That's no longer a fact and it's not fun.
Dave O'Brien, stop checking in here from your vacation. We don't miss you, Dave.

 

[CarolinaBeerGuy]

Fun fact. I've thread banned E5 from game threads.

Where’s the like button when we need it?

 

[Fishy1]

Nothing anymore. Now that Bello is all done.

this has gotta be a troll job. "All done", the vagueness... expert stuff...

 

[derekson]

If the Sox cant manage at least two more runs today they need to void Monday's result, award the As a win and shut down Boston for the season.

You might regret this post.

 

[E5 Yaz]

If the Sox cant manage at least two more runs today they need to void Monday's result, award the As a win and shut down Boston for the season.

I was told there would be no math

 

[Curt S Loew]

You wanted to trade Bello? There was a 0.0000000000001 % chance of that happening

So you're saying there was a chance.

 

[Rovin Romine]

Kike unimploding?

No objection if that happens at a yip-free 2B.

Fun Fact: The A's have scored in just two of the past 22 innings against the Red Sox

Knock it off pal.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Mmm. Just got off a call and logged in. Not ideal.

What's with Bello? Location? Luck?

Apparently, according to Monaco and Youkilis, it's the daytime. His ERA is significantly higher in afternoon games.

 

[Curt S Loew]

this has gotta be a troll job. "All done", the vagueness... expert stuff...

Sorry. I thought @E5 Yaz was banned. Was just filling in.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

I was told there would be no math

Ok Mr Cubic Transformation

 

[InsideTheParker]

Where’s the like button when we need it?

It was apparently a joke. See post #123.

 

[Smiling Joe Hesketh]

Apparently, according to Monaco and Youkilis, it's the daytime. His ERA is significantly higher in afternoon games.

7-3, 2.39 ERA at night
0-2, 5.89 ERA in the day

 

[Rovin Romine]

I was told there would be no math

Apparently the memo read, "no grammar."

 

[Archer1979]

Apparently, according to Monaco and Youkilis, it's the daytime. His ERA is significantly higher in afternoon games.

He needs more sleep. Best to talk to Varitek.

 

[BaseballJones]

It was a nice response by Boston’s bats there… 12 pitches and three straight outs after Oak scored two runs.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Control is way off

 

[Rovin Romine]

He needs more sleep. Best to talk to Varitek.

This will never get old, no matter how tangentially it is alluded to.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Mmm. Just got off a call and logged in. Not ideal.

What's with Bello? Location? Luck?

E5 happened.

 

[InsideTheParker]

Wow, the Mighty A's don't score in inning #3.
Let's GEAUX!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Reminder: We have close to 25 years of data and zero instances of gamethreads impacting the games we follow in any way. If you are an adult and are getting concerned about jinxes or something, step away from your screens and stay away from sharp objects/heavy machinery.

 

[S. H. Frog]

He needs more sleep. Best to talk to Varitek.

heh

 

[absintheofmalaise]

It was apparently a joke. See post #123.

There's no joking in a game thread!!!

 

[strek1]

Only 2 K's with 2 BB and 2 HR through 3 is very un-Bello-like.

 

[strek1]

Swing the bats boys. You can't trust the Umps if it's close.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Reminder: We have close to 25 years of data and zero instances of gamethreads impacting the games we follow in any way. If you are an adult and are getting concerned about jinxes or something, step away from your screens and stay away from sharp objects/heavy machinery.

Let’s test this.

Fun fact:

DeJesus hasn’t had explosive diarrhea in 2+ years.

 

[MuppetAsteriskTalk]

Let’s test this.

Fun fact:

DeJesus hasn’t had explosive diarrhea in 2+ years.

Prom night?

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Prom night?

Hee hee.

 

[S. H. Frog]

That was a super shitty popup.

 

[absintheofmalaise]

Trouble at home?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Let’s test this.

Fun fact:

DeJesus hasn’t had explosive diarrhea in 2+ years.

1. What exactly do you call my posts then?

2. I may not be crapping down my leg now but Bello is another story.

 

[Doc Zero]

Ok Mr Cubic Transformation

lol

God... What was that person's username?

'Hughes 2.50' ?

 

[patinorange]

Trouble at home?
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WTF?