6/10 7:35 EST- @ The Toilet PT II: Please, shit where you eat.

[S. H. Frog]

Ah well. Get 'em tomorrow.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Can’t win ‘em all.

 

[dhappy42]

That was no fun

 

[Doc Zero]

Gonna need a clip of Sterling getting thwacked with a foul ball ASAP

 

[Petagine in a Bottle]

Can’t win ‘em all.

not even half

 

[Tony Pena's Gas Cloud]

1 for 16 with men on base and Cora is laughing and joking in the dugout with the game on the line. That's inexcusable to me. Show a sense of urgency.

 

[AB in DC]

11 runners on base, 0 of them scored.

 

[Doc Zero]

Oh hell yeah are we body language experting now?

 

[E5 Yaz]

Oh hell yeah are we body language experting now?

and it's only June

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

The Sox have hit seven homeruns in ten games this month.

Six of them have been solo shots, including all four on this road trip.

 

[brandonchristensen]

The offense is trash. Not sure what is going on.

 

[Ale Xander]

Oh hell yeah are we body language experting now?

There’s an expert on everything on SoSH

 

[E5 Yaz]

There’s an expert on everything on SoSH

Except on how to pronounce it

 

[Comfortably Lomb]

Gonna need a clip of Sterling getting thwacked with a foul ball ASAP

One of the greatest things ever. "Now, the 3-2, a pop foul *THUD* OW! OW! IT REALLY HIT ME!"

 

[greek_gawd_of_walks]

One of the greatest things ever. "Now, the 3-2, a pop foul *THUD* OW! OW! IT REALLY HIT ME!"

Sounds like Sterling might want to try out an S&M dungeon.

 

[InstaFace]

Slow motion squirrel was the best part of this game.

Spoke too soon:

Gonna need a clip of Sterling getting thwacked with a foul ball ASAP

One of the greatest things ever. "Now, the 3-2, a pop foul *THUD* OW! OW! IT REALLY HIT ME!"

There are no "good losses" to the Yankees, but this is about as grand a silver lining as could be hoped-for. Short of knocking Hal Steinbrenner's beer into his face, Turner knocking a one-in-a-million foul ball straight into John Sterling and making him think "maybe I really WILL retire after this year" is as good as it gets.