2024 NFL Draft 1st round gamethread: Maye the odds be ever in your favor WITH SPOILERS

[glennhoffmania]

This is painful.

 

[McBride11]

Eminem is tiny compared to these players

 

[Ale Xander]

This is the biggest night in Detroit since 08 when the Red Wings won the cup again, right?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

How did y'all spend the server break? I went and got carrot sticks and celery sticks and an IPA.

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Is the draft in Detroit?

 

[Just a bit outside]

Is the draft in Detroit?

Yes

 

[Salem's Lot]

What the fuck is the point of this?

 

[nolasoxfan]

Entertain me!

 

[shawnrbu]

Remember when they just gave us the draft picks and none of this other nonsense?

 

[tims4wins]

What up Detroit tho

Glad I’ve been drinking since like 4

 

[RoDaddy]

yo Goodell - still want those deflategate picks back!

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Did I miss the anthem? Bummer.

 

[Gash Prex]

They should just give BB a show where he shits on current players with the film like he used to do with the Pats in house

 

[ifmanis5]

This is the biggest night in Detroit since 08 when the Red Wings won the cup again, right?

Miggy 3,000 hits?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I guess there is 10-12 minutes of bullshit before this gets underway.

 

[glennhoffmania]

The NFL has become a bad clown show.

 

[j44thor]

What is everyone's drink of choice? I'm starting with old reliable Very Hazy IPA Tree House. Have to keep it local on draft night.

 

[Red Averages]

They should just give BB a show where he shits on current players with the film like he used to do with the Pats in house

Trash Tape with Bill

 

[JOBU]

This is the biggest night in Detroit since 08 when the Red Wings won the cup again, right?

Mmm maybe. The tigers were in the World Series in 2012

 

[Merkle's Boner]

You’ll never convince me that Goodell isn’t legitimately pissed off by being booed every year. So good!

 

[Ale Xander]

What is everyone's drink of choice? I'm starting with old reliable Very Hazy IPA Tree House. Have to keep it local on draft night.

Poland Spring

 

[Red Averages]

Trash Tape with Bill

On Netflix this fall*

*i wish

 

[OnWisc]

I’ve got the Bears taking Williams here.

 

[DennyDoyle'sBoil]

Caleb Williams is bummed that getting picked is going to interrupt his game of magic the gathering.

 

[tims4wins]

What is everyone's drink of choice? I'm starting with old reliable Very Hazy IPA Tree House. Have to keep it local on draft night.

Multiple palomas deep, then twisted tea, and a fridge full of Treehouse. I’m not sober.

 

[SoxFanInPdx]

Did they sing the Pledge of Allegiance prior to the start of this?

 

[Ferm Sheller]

What is everyone's drink of choice? I'm starting with old reliable Very Hazy IPA Tree House. Have to keep it local on draft night.

I got some of the stuff in the link on a whim. It's tasty.

 

[PedroKsBambino]

Multiple palomas deep, then twisted tea, and a fridge full of Treehouse. I’m not sober.

Why the twisted tea in there?

 

[Ale Xander]

Did they sing the Pledge of Allegiance prior to the start of this?

The Way I Am

 

[CoffeeNerdness]

BB having to share the stage with Mad Mel Kiper.... ooof.

 

[OnWisc]

What is everyone's drink of choice? I'm starting with old reliable Very Hazy IPA Tree House. Have to keep it local on draft night.

Pride Merlot and then switching to Dewars and ginger ale.

 

[tims4wins]

Why the twisted tea in there?

I dunno they’re light and cheap

 

[j44thor]

Multiple palomas deep, then twisted tea, and a fridge full of Treehouse. I’m not sober.

I want you making our picks tonight, yes picks after you trade up again and again.

 

[Morgan's Magic Snowplow]

Did he just say 16 fumbles this year for Williams? Wtf

 

[BusRaker]

LOL kinda liking Detroit with the boo birds!

 

[glennhoffmania]

They've had 5 months. Fucking go.

 

[Tim Salmon]

Dewar's & ginger ale; Bourbon County Stout '13

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

Kirkland American vodka

 

[SirPsychoSquints]

Going to add my voice to loving every time Bill talks and hating the rest of this thing.

 

[tims4wins]

I want you making our picks tonight, yes picks after you trade up again and again.

I’m here to serve.

 

[Marbleheader]

This will be the day Bears fans will look back on as the day Drake Maye slipped through their fingers.

 

[teddykgb]

This is image rehab for BB he’s trying to show he’s not a stuck up old fool who can hang with these lunatics

 

[j44thor]

Why isn't draft weekend a National Holiday? Why has this not been discussed? It is basically Christmas for a certain segment of the population. I'm willing to trade Easter for Draft weekend. Easter is stupid.

 

[tims4wins]

Guys where are our spoilers that Williams is the first pick. Is this not the spoilers thread.

 

[Darnell's Son]

Why the twisted tea in there?

Because he's drunk.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Okay, spoil it for me: who did the Pats take?

 

[cshea]

Feel like it’s getting better now that they’ve moved on from some shenanigans.

 

[ifmanis5]

The Daniels clips are pretty fun.

 

[E5 Yaz]

Caleb Williams announces he's taken a job as a foam-rubber salesman, rather than play for the Bears

 

[Red Averages]

This is image rehab for BB he’s trying to show he’s not a stuck up old fool who can hang with these lunatics

Maybe. But it’s also just genuine. He has always been about ignoring the noise and doing your job. For Bill that’s being absorbed in his passion - all things football.

 

[sgfeer]

Chicago grabbing their trophy wife. Good luck