2020 Pats: Kraft One-Ups Brady’s Departure

geoduck no quahog

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What's shocking to me is that this guy was too cheap to fly to the DR (or Germany) (or Holland) (or Miami) instead of forking out $80 for a local handjob.
 

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Probably no days off. Or we're still here.
I would think that "we're still here" is what the worker says after the client nods off.

What's shocking to me is that this guy was too cheap to fly to the DR (or Germany) (or Holland) (or Miami) instead of forking out $80 for a local handjob.
I think being cheap cuts across economic lines. I worked in a liquor store as a kid. The owner was quite well off. He once "asked" me to hop into the dumpster, where, at the bottom, lay an empty beer bottle that had to be returned to the distributor for the store to be credited for the nickel deposit. After I climbed out, he did thank me, and said, "you dont make money by throwing it in the dumpster."
 
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My first instinct was to laugh, as on the surface this appeared to be another Elliot Spitzer/David Vitter situation, where we are at least talking about consenting adults and mostly just revealing the rank hypocrisy of a public figure. But reading the reports on this make the operation seem a *whole lot worse* than my first impression.
 

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Did the massage parlor at least get a Kraft services credit on the Super Bowl DVD?
 

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If the camera that was used to film Kraft wasn't located within a three-walled enclosure with a roof, I imagine Goodell is more likely to direct any punishment toward the Jupiter Police Department.
Is Goodell is going to be more angry if Kraft let someone take a knee?
 

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Kraft's lawyer claims Kraft did nothing illegal. If Kraft watched but didn't participate (lol), that wouldn't be solicitation right?
 

simplyeric

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Just noticed nobody born in the 70s or 90s is on this list.

But we do have the 1930s, 40s, 50s, 60s, 80s.

Thoughts?
Probably that people born in the 90's (or later) are using Tinder or whatever for this.

And, um, that people born in the 70's are too classy, or something?
 

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Schefter's report there is a bigger name in this and that list do not seem to match...
 

geoduck no quahog

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How lucky do you have to be to get on the same list as an NFL owner so that your name is plastered online to 7,000,000 people, including every girl you went out with in high school, which may include your wife.
 

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While reading the thread I was flashing back to the movie Charlie Wilson's War.


aside: What is the over/under on SOSH names showing up on this list? 2?