2019 Week 9 NFL Game Thread

Marciano490

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Damn. Everything has already been written. I thought I had a great story idea. Freakin' Greeks.
Greeks were the Simpsons before the Simpsons, but with more incest.

Grab Ovid though, tons of great, quick stories in there.
 

Marciano490

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Ovid is often a crossword puzzle answer. I feel like I know him well. I'll have to check his stuff out.
Yeah I mean I liked him in the ‘90s before everyone got into him, but the Metamorphoses are great. Bunch of like 3-5 page stories that you’ve kind of heard before or seen echoed in a thousand other tales. It’s good for reading when you don’t want to have to go through a whole book, but want to knock out a few quick narrations.
 

InstaFace

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Imagine learning that Roger Goodell actually had a deep and abiding hatred of football.
"Hold my beer!" ~ Rob Manfred
That's really unfair to Manfred. He's forced to coax the most ossified, resistant-to-change sport into changing. Actually doing something, as opposed to Selig doing nothing, should be celebrated. They can weather a few false starts and dead ends, better that than never trying.

Man, that Wilson-to-Lockett connection is just always so good.
Always, except for that ONE time...
 

DJnVa

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1--Why is Cleveland going for it, down 5? Kick the FG.
2--If you are going for it on 4th and 1 why on earth would you take Chubb off the field?
 

mostman

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“I don’t think that was an analytics based play call” is just a euphemism for “This coach is fucking stupid” - right?
 

DJnVa

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Did Winston just drop the ball when moving arm back to throw? Hell of a day for FSU.
 

Seels

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Rodgers should honestly never have any part in any GOAT discussion again. He is good for a few of these games every year, and it's not like playing in Los Angeles where they don't even have fans is any challenge. It's not like the Chargers even have a defense at this point beyond their line. 65 yards? wtf
 

Sam Ray Not

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Lol, that call was hilarious. You take the safe three-score lead from the 2 yard line (with a ~95% chance of FG success) but not from the 1 (with a guaranteed three points)? File under "random-ass capriciousness."

Meanwhile: am I wrong to attribute any big loss by a cold / small market team to a far inferior team in SoCal to excessive LA clubbing?
 

DJnVa

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Yep.

THIS IS A COACH CHALLENGING HIS TEAM/BELIEVES IN HIS GUYS kind of shit
Just checking the math and had GB stopped them on 4th and 1 they still only had a .5% chance of winning. The FG would have made it .2%
 

bigq

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1--Why is Cleveland going for it, down 5? Kick the FG.
2--If you are going for it on 4th and 1 why on earth would you take Chubb off the field?
This is exactly why I love this thread. I feel like I am right there without having to suffer through actually being there.