2017 Gronk: Mojo Gronk
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Sanders isn't exactly Melvin Gordon himself. They were born 6 years apart and were drafted 3 years apart.Shelterdog said:
I was picking up what you were putting down.drleather2001 said:
I also agree. LDT and AP are the clear cut choices. I also think Priest Holmes had a real chance if not for injuries. His 3 seasons in KC were some of the most prolific by a RB. He was LTD before LTD.
Let's get this train back on track
Deadspin - Gronk is the best tight end in football
http://regressing.deadspin.com/gronk-is-the-best-tight-end-in-football-and-the-patrio-1683088043/+kylenw
Deadspin - Gronk is the best tight end in football
http://regressing.deadspin.com/gronk-is-the-best-tight-end-in-football-and-the-patrio-1683088043/+kylenw
Good for him. Glad I don't have to sit around the rest of my football watching days wishing he got a ring.
What a character.
My favorite moment from the podium was when he first walked up, the MC says something like "And next we have...Rob?" And Gronk goes: "Sup?"
What a character.
My favorite moment from the podium was when he first walked up, the MC says something like "And next we have...Rob?" And Gronk goes: "Sup?"
ifmanis5 said:
If Gronk were a hockey player the NHL would have to melt down and re-create the Stanley Cup after his week with it.
rodderick said:
Revis was interviewed by Irvin, Sanders and Faulk. Before Blount & Browner crashed the interview, they asked Revis why he "kept working hard through adversity?"
The answer was about one full minute of (paraphrased) "I am a football nerd, I love football and I just won the Super Bowl. Which is awesome. But I'll be working on Tuesday."
It is basically the same answer Gronk gave to the same question.
They don't know how to do anything else.
The are football crazy people.
Like their coach.
And QB.
God only knows what Gronk did last night to celebrate. Can we confirm that he is well and still in AZ with the team? I wouldn't be shocked if he woke up in Bangkok or something like that this morning.
He'll probably show up at Gillette for practice Wed morning until someone tells him the season's over and he can go home.
Just because, well, Gronk.
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El es fiesta.
http://once.unicornmedia.com/now/od/auto/dd04fb63-53af-417a-be12-2abf285306e6/8b7e3c6e-8700-4656-b289-5af7250ef118/0-a875rctc/content.once
El es fiesta.
Probably just wanted to cut loose with the bros, knowing damn well that the hos would be on the scene soon enough.theapportioner said:
Gronk partying it up in Hollywood last night....hanging out with Bieber too.
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/02/03/rob-gronkowski-super-turnt-up-at-dba-nightclub-in-hollywood/
http://bustedcoverage.com/2015/02/03/rob-gronkowski-super-turnt-up-at-dba-nightclub-in-hollywood/
edit: Jesus, I just absolutely butchered embedding a tweet. In any event, Gronk's latest is pure gold.
RedOctober3829 said:
Article is poorly written, but I believe the Bieber party happened in December.
Isn't Lane the guy who was going to light-up the Gronk?
Isn't he the guy who ended up with a broken arm when tackled by that monster, Edelman?
Isn't he the guy who ended up with a broken arm when tackled by that monster, Edelman?
Probably. And why wouldn't they? Any time they're filming him, there's probably a 97% chance they'll get something really entertaining. Everyone loves Gronk. Even the biggest Pats haters I know think he's hilarious and wish that he played for their team.theapportioner said:
Will Gronk's post championship debauchery outshine Marchand's? The bar was set high but I think Gronk has it in him.
I want to see him pull a Napoli and go down the street with no shirt on.Jim Ed Rice in HOF said:
Imagine how much better Gronk could get next year. This is the first healthy offseason in a while he'll be able to train instead of rehab.
My first feeling after the game was total elation. Then, nervousness that Gronk wouldn't make it out of Glendale alive. Good to see he's okay.
His own head looks tiny next to those second amendments.GeorgeCostanza said:
I don't think anyone would accuse a Belichick team of not being a well-organized militia.
I wouldn't bet on that. This is a guy sensible enough to get his own party bus. That means no DUIs, ever. He probably travels around with a couple dozen rubbers on him at all times. Heck, he should probably come out with his own brand of them. They'd be so popular that baby mama drama would drop by at least 40% within a year or so nationwide.Beomoose said:
Hey, SOMETHING, has managed it thus far. Besides, can you just image the possibilities for laugh-until-your-stomach-hurts commercials for Gronk Brand condoms? This has to happen.Lose Remerswaal said:
Clearly when a gronk sperm reaches the point of insemination, the egg just blows the fuck up.DegenerateSoxFan said:
DegenerateSoxFan said:
That seems like it would really hurt.
But, I guess he'd ALWAYS be ready to go!
