11/23 - Mavs at the Garden

[ifmanis5]

ESPN explaining why Joe Maz never calls timeouts. Even though he should have called a few here.

 

[128]

Not wild about these Tatum 3-point attempts. Take the ball to the hoop.

 

[ifmanis5]

The iron was kind to Al.

 

[The Mort Report]

I kinda want an "al Horford is good" shirt

 

[128]

Sphincters tightening throughout greater Boston.

It feels inevitable, doesn't it?

 

[OnWisc]

This is, uh,

 

[RSN Diaspora]

I kinda want an "al Horford is good" shirt

Barstool sells them. Downside of course is that you have to spend money with Barstool.

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

Celtics built a huge lead and went into coast mode. Game is not and never was in actual jeopardy. Welcome to the NBA.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

It feels inevitable, doesn't it?

"Nothing's easy." ~ My dad

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

If you can get Jaylen top of the key 1 on 1 then fine but whenever he is doubled it tanks the possession.

 

[ifmanis5]

Keith Smith
Al Horford was 0-for-9 overall and 0-for-7 on threes on Monday. Tonight, Horford is 5-for-5 overall and 4-for-4 on threes.

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

View: https://twitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1595609541030428673

High variance Al

 

[The Mort Report]

Barstool sells them. Downside of course is that you have to spend money with Barstool.

Gross, though I should have guessed by what the dude wearing it was doing

 

[mikeot]

Joe called a timeout, all is good now?

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

View: https://twitter.com/KeithSmithNBA/status/1595609541030428673

Welcome to the NBA.

 

[OnWisc]

Celtics built a huge lead and went into coast mode. Game is not and never was in actual jeopardy. Welcome to the NBA.

Unlike a few years back where they’d build a small lead and go into coast mode.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Wood? More like brick.

 

[ifmanis5]

Tatum with authority.

 

[JCizzle]

Luka is as insufferable as Harden.

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

Here they go. They’re going to turn in it on for a minute 30 and smoke them to end it.

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Luka is an insufferable hard-on.

 

[ifmanis5]

TATUM WITH THE BLOCK and Jaylen for 3333333!

 

[The Mort Report]

thats a fucking sequence!

 

[PC Drunken Friar]

Luka's D improvement has been greatly exaggerated.

 

[JCizzle]

EAT SHIT LUKA

 

[LesterFan]

What a beautiful sequence

 

[benhogan]

clear out the bench Joe

 

[JCizzle]

Oh my God Doris.

 

[dhellers]

clear out the bench Joe

Word

 

[128]

Celtics built a huge lead and went into coast mode. Game is not and never was in actual jeopardy. Welcome to the NBA.

Dallas had a little something to do with the proceedings, too. The Mavs are better offensively than they played for the first two-and-a-half quarters.

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

The Jays both balled the fuck out tonight. Unbeatable when they’re both on.

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

The Mavs never heated up. And sphincters around greater NE can loosen (or not, I don't judge). This team is a monster RN. Good night and good luck.

 

[The Mort Report]

I drives me nuts how NBA players are such babies about contact, it's getting on the level of soccer players

 

[bankshot1]

Js with back to back double daggers

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Mike with the institutional memory, and Scal remains a cipher.

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

The Mavs never heated up. And sphincters around greater NE can loosen (or not, I don't judge). This team is a monster RN. Good night and good luck.

This. Sure the Celtics let go of the rope a bit in the second half, but this was a massacre. C’s are an absolute wagon.

 

[ifmanis5]

Elon broke the code where if you paste in the tweet you see the tweet. Great job.
View: https://twitter.com/NBCSCeltics/status/1595611104750755841

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

Man, what the hell happened to Bertans? From one of the league’s premier snipers to blowing dunks in garbage time.

 

[128]

The Mavs never heated up. And sphincters around greater NE can loosen (or not, I don't judge). This team is a monster RN. Good night and good luck.

FWIW, Dallas shot 53.7 percent from the floor. But, yes, the C's are monsters.

 

[bankshot1]

It seems unlikely Lukic will drop that killer ball buster 3 at the buzzer tonight.

 

[128]

Man, what the hell happened to Bertans? From one of the league’s premier snipers to blowing dunks in garbage time.

Huge contract too, right?

 

[OnWisc]

“Celtics have the best record in the NBA, Bruins have the best record in the NHL, and the Patriots…have a strong history of achievement.”

 

[Light-Tower-Power]

Huge contract too, right?

5/80. Good work if you can get it.

 

[The Mort Report]

I love that Tatum is the only player in the NBA that has his kid with him in a post game interview on the court

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Huge contract too, right?

Davis and Duncan Robinson should host a podcast together where they talk about all the things they are doing with their money while not having to worry about playing basketball anymore.

 

[JCizzle]

5/80. Good work if you can get it.

Duncan Robinson agrees

 

[benhogan]

Man, what the hell happened to Bertans? From one of the league’s premier snipers to blowing dunks in garbage time.

he and Duncan pumpkin'd

JCizzle beat me to it

 

[InstaFace]

Mike with the institutional memory, and Scal remains a cipher.

What was the exchange?

 

[DeJesus Built My Hotrod]

Davis and Duncan Robinson should host a podcast together where they talk about all the things they are doing with their money while not having to worry about playing basketball anymore.

Ouch. And I mean that in the best possible way. Savage.

 

[lars10]

I love that Tatum is the only player in the NBA that has his kid with him in a post game interview on the court

I feel like Curry has his kid in a lot of interviews too.. but maybe not on the court.

And has anyone seen Luca's birth certificate? Doris kept saying he's 23.. but to me he looks like a young 40.
Mavs offense felt like the C's offense from the past few years