Time compression & urgency (or lack thereof) in THE RAVEN riddles holes in suspension of disbelief. But the bottle of wine combats it nicely
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Apple television ads are tied for most cloyingly insufferable and most insufferably cloying.
I just unlocked the "Fixer Upper" badge on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/foursquare" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@foursquare</a> for checking in at hardware stores! Tool Time! <a href="http://t.co/5wlmUxxU" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/5wlmUxxU</a>
STOLEN (2012): Come for Nic Cage in check-cashing mode; stay for Danny Huston's fedora + Josh Lucas's batshit histrionics/ prosthetic leg
Early AM 4-mile wooded hill run = playing with house money the rest of the day! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2312DaysOfFitness" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#12DaysOfFitness</a>
3 of the top 5 cast in THE NAKED GUN (1988) were over 60, none younger than 41, & averaging age 55. In today's Hollywood, that's impossible.
I'm watching THE REF and Judy Davis is just the gosh-darned sexiest.
I just reached Level 3 of the "Mall Rat" badge on <a href="http://www.twitter.com/foursquare" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@foursquare</a>. I’ve checked in at 10 different malls! <a href="http://t.co/SSLiAPrN" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/SSLiAPrN</a>
Crush List™ = <a href="http://www.twitter.com/dottiedynamo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@dottiedynamo</a> at Nurse Bettie! <a href="http://t.co/LYUQk0hm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LYUQk0hm</a>
Finally off the bus, off my feet, in NH, at my family's house, drinking an ice-cold Long Trail Double Bag & prepped to crash for 10+ hours.
"Because THIS IS CAPITALISM we are PROBABLY going to stop at the REST AREA. DIDN'T you GET my TEXT?" - Bolt Bus Mansplainer
Bolt Bus: boarded. Detecting the strong odor of either a hot KFC meal deal, or farts. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23tossup" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#tossup</a>
Eyefucking the office clock for the next 30 minutes before sliding down the bronto's tail & yabba-dabba-doing it Bolt Bus style to Boston!
The biggest problem is that everyone's lazily recycling tepid Millennium jokes because Y2K was pre-Twitter. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23dejavu" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#dejavu</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23lowhangingfruit" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#lowhangingfruit</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23Y2K" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#Y2K</a>
At Hotsy Totsy Birlesque, where Mr. Gorgeous is the epitome of his nom de plume. <a href="http://t.co/yjk5DZBL" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/yjk5DZBL</a>
So <a href="http://www.twitter.com/nursebettienyc" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@nursebettienyc</a> is warming up faster than the WPIX Yule Log w/Shelly Watson, Danger Doll, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/bbheartburlyq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@bbheartburlyq</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/CherryLaVoix" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@CherryLaVoix</a>, <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DottieDynamo" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DottieDynamo</a>!
Are you a procrastinator when it comes to gift shopping for your enemies? Check out <a href="http://t.co/xHKNhWdu" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/xHKNhWdu</a> [via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/DREWTOOTHPASTE" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@DREWTOOTHPASTE</a>]
Anyone else rate their FB friends 8-pack photo array based on how well it could knock over the Bellagio or withstand a zombie apocalypse?
I dislike that "Best Film Version of Agatha Christie's 'And Then There Were None/Ten Little Indians'" convos ALWAYS omit TEN LITTLE MAIDENS
Instructors afraid to give failing grades to students failing classes because they want to be liked by said failing students amaze me.
Bro in REI w/"Film Crew" credentials flapping at the neck: 1) Your print-a-badge is from Staples 2) This isn't set 3) You're a douchebaton
Beautiful handmade Origami/Makigami Bonsai chess set on Etsy = <a href="http://t.co/GqdXI640" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/GqdXI640</a> [via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/purplepawn" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@purplepawn</a>]
Breaking up w/@instagram? 1) Export your pics at <a href="http://t.co/MqYStexU" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/MqYStexU</a> 2) Delete Instagram 3) Use superior Pick app = <a href="http://t.co/8ndF4lmk" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/8ndF4lmk</a>
Had an amazing Tarot reading & was given a homemade potion at The Manderlay after a sublime night at The McKittrick. <a href="http://www.twitter.com/sleepnomorenyc" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@sleepnomorenyc</a>
My Top 3 <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23lastfm" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#lastfm</a> Artists: The Jezabels (117), R.E.M. (54) & Enya (17) <a href="http://t.co/1PwOMEKA" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/1PwOMEKA</a>
"There was some confusion" = "I alone was dunderheadedly confused." <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23filmstudents" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#filmstudents</a>
Instagram's new ToS: Instagram (& Facebook) can use/sell your photos w/out permission or photo credit. <a href="http://t.co/C3hA9TLX" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/C3hA9TLX</a> [@STWnextness]
The 10-year evolution of Terry Gilliam's dystopic masterpiece BRAZIL - photoessay by David Morgan = <a href="http://t.co/tcCFmFpG" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/tcCFmFpG</a> [via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Criterion" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Criterion</a>]
The Peter King Response to Tragedy Bingo Card - play along with today's Monday Morning Quarterback! <a href="http://t.co/DvWNaqH3" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/DvWNaqH3</a> [via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/KissMeSuzy" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@KissMeSuzy</a>]
Ten of Pentacles (reversed). Hopefully marks traffic delays & not need for new car. [Or entirely new modes of transportation.] <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23todaystarot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#todaystarot</a>
Tote contents: sketchpad, Stevia, Kindle, highlighters, two plastic tubs of homemade cookies, promo shot glass, Tarot cards, booty shorts
Worst book idea ever. Unsurprisingly it's in the budget bin at Barnes & Noble. <a href="http://t.co/ICP5Mlii" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/ICP5Mlii</a>
Best holiday party ever last night. Still brimming with <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23gratitude" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#gratitude</a>! RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MagdalenaFox" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MagdalenaFox</a>: Party people <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23choochschoice" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#choochschoice</a> <a href="http://t.co/ZAUFh7QU" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/ZAUFh7QU</a>
REAL TALK. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23friends" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#friends</a> <a href="http://t.co/I7r1f6J7" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/I7r1f6J7</a>
9 years ago today I went out for the first time as Tiffany. 7 years ago I wrote about it = <a href="http://t.co/kVH2jL1B" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/kVH2jL1B</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23pottery" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#pottery</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23china" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#china</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23anniversary" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#anniversary</a>
Trashed 1300+ emails from inbox in either a desperate bout of procrastination or a procrastinatory bout of desperation.
Knight of Swords. When a card's meaning diametrically opposes how I feel I chalk it up to "cautionary tale." <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23todaystarot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#todaystarot</a>
12+ holiday cards left & all recipients request I write 'em DRUNK. So I'm doing it Sat night at <a href="http://www.twitter.com/MagdalenaFox" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@MagdalenaFox</a>'s party. Want one? Msg me!
"Email; didn't read" is the new "TL;DR"
The Complete Sherlock Holmes: all novels & stories in the canon, on Kindle, for free = <a href="http://t.co/LtuV2iSQ" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/LtuV2iSQ</a> (@alex_segura via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/openculture" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@openculture</a>)
Two of Pentacles. Drew this same card five days ago; thanks for the nagging reminder! <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23todaystarot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#todaystarot</a>
Secret Santa participant demonstrates Occam's Razor by repurposing used cardboard cookie box to wrap present. Grease spots = "homemade"
Recovery day from three days of kicking my own ass and attempts to achieve a higher plane of bendiness. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2312DaysOfFitness" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#12DaysOfFitness</a>
Seven of Cups. Reining in the wishcasting. <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23todaystarot" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#todaystarot</a>
<a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23gratitude%3A" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#gratitude:</a> coffee summit w/@joifulgirl & <a href="http://www.twitter.com/emmastory" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@emmastory</a> after work. Prepping for historic occasion by BLASTING Gaga's "Alejandro" all day.
URGENT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/bbheartburlyq" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@bbheartburlyq</a> &@MagdalenaFox! RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Nick_Offerman" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Nick_Offerman</a>: Also here is a mahogany axe I'm carving. <a href="http://t.co/ojcPk8tY" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/ojcPk8tY</a>
In the meantime I'm in the meantime
Dear <a href="http://www.twitter.com/Starbucks" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@Starbucks</a>: WHAT ARE YOU HIDING? RT <a href="http://www.twitter.com/GammaCounter" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@GammaCounter</a>: Postal label on a box of caramel sauce. (via <a href="http://www.twitter.com/tiffanyleigh" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">@tiffanyleigh</a>) <a href="http://t.co/j0Px2tos" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/j0Px2tos</a>
Unexpected .38 Special work reverie led to my cranking this undiscovered gem of a soundtrack. Going with it. <a href="http://t.co/5U3V0sFf" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">http://t.co/5U3V0sFf</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%23teachers" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#teachers</a>
Meeting w/@MagdalenaFox for my 1st flexibility class with the Grande Dame of Contortion & Bendiness! <a href="https://t.co/wSg90tki" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">https://t.co/wSg90tki</a> <a href="http://search.twitter.com/search?q=%2312DaysOfFitness" rel='nofollow external' class="su_links">#12DaysOfFitness</a>
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