Recent content by IHateDaveKerpen

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    15 Years Ago Today

    Goddamn. I was hoping there'd be an oral history for this. Thanks, @Kliq.
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    AB Watch II: Dead Can't Dance

    U HAVE NO PROOF OF THAT That's some bullshit, too. Banging a trash can? Like, at least cheat SMART.
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    AB Watch II: Dead Can't Dance

    This too. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me 34,984 times... EDIT: To be clear - not trying to shit on y'all's sundae. Do your thing. I'm not judging. More curious.
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    AB Watch II: Dead Can't Dance

    Sorry - maybe not "clamoring," but plenty of folks in this thread have gone on record as wanting him back even after all of the shit he's pulled. I like the Astros. I don't want Osuna on that team.
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    AB Watch II: Dead Can't Dance

    The dude is a huuuuuuuuge piece of shit. I'm very surprised there are Pats fans clamoring for his return.
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    Gronk’s “Big Announcement”

    Only if you swallow them whole.
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    Deadspin is Burning

    It's just solidarity. Jezebel did the same. https://jezebel.com/i-would-have-sex-with-an-entire-major-league-baseball-t-1839501599
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    Deadspin is Burning

    I figured that went without saying.
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    Deadspin is Burning

    Man. Stoolies really are the Trump supporters of the sports world. There aren't a lot of them, but they are FIERCELY loyal.
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    Deadspin is Burning

    Simmons has some pretty thin skin, sure - but he's very adept at roster building. I could see him snapping up a few ex-Deadspin folks. As mentioned above, he's already nabbed quite a few of them.
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    2019 WS - Nationals vs. Astros - Gamethread

    Welp. I'm off to bed. Will Harris should not make it out of Houston alive. Fuck him with the San Jacinto Monument. Huge congrats to the Nationals. Team of destiny, indeed.
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    Deadspin is Burning

    Emma Carmichael also posted this. View: https://twitter.com/emmacargo/status/1189283599960494082
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    Deadspin is Burning

    I could totally buy this.