Meet the New Zap, Same as the Old Mac: Pats v. Chargers: Dawn of Grier —December Third!

Gash Prex

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I’m 99% sure Malik running the option would be far superior to whatever this currently is
 

RSN Diaspora

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Don’t think there was ever a better moment for Jim Mora’s “Playoffs?!?” clip when they posted the AFC Wild Card picture.
 

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The offense is awful, but it is still a thousand percent better with Zappe.
Drive 1: 5 plays, 25 yards, punt
Drive 2: 3 plays, 2 yards, punt
Drive 3: 3 plays, 6 yards, punt
Drive 4: 13 plays, 54 yards, fumble
Drive 5: 3 plays, 5 yards, punt

Five drives. 27 plays, 92 yards, 3.4 yards a play. Zero points. Against the #32 defense in the NFL.
 

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Drive 1: 5 plays, 25 yards, punt
Drive 2: 3 plays, 2 yards, punt
Drive 3: 3 plays, 6 yards, punt
Drive 4: 13 plays, 54 yards, fumble
Drive 5: 3 plays, 5 yards, punt

Five drives. 27 plays, 92 yards, 3.4 yards a play. Zero points. Against the #32 defense in the NFL.
Wow, so nearly 2000% better.
 

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Drive 1: 5 plays, 25 yards, punt
Drive 2: 3 plays, 2 yards, punt
Drive 3: 3 plays, 6 yards, punt
Drive 4: 13 plays, 54 yards, fumble
Drive 5: 3 plays, 5 yards, punt

Five drives. 27 plays, 92 yards, 3.4 yards a play. Zero points. Against the #32 defense in the NFL.
No turnovers. I repeat. No turnovers.

edit: well, the fumble, but that wasn’t Zappe.
 

Gash Prex

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I have no idea how the Chargers offense sucks so bad with Herbert but here we are!
 

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If I am BB, I am not super excited about San Diego as a potential landing spot. I think Herbert is fine but they don't look much more talented than this Patriots roster.