5/20 Who Are the San Diego Padres?

Ale Xander · May 21, 2023

BornToRun said:
Kluber is indeed pitching tomorrow

Trying to pitch

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

BornToRun said:
Fuck, just missed

Prom night.

Ferm Sheller · May 21, 2023

Al Zarilla said:
Too far down toward the knob, Kike'.

Said Reese McGuire.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

SemperFidelisSox said:
Sale and Paxton starts are the only times the bullpen doesn’t need to come in for the 5th inning. Cora has to find rest for some of these relievers so he did.

The bullpen is very well rested.

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

If you hit it right at Triston Casas, he'll catch it.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat said:
The bullpen is very well rested.

Maybe he actually is keeping some bullets in the gun in case Kluber melts down again. He’s been pretty rough and this is a talented lineup even if they’ve struggled so far.

teddywingman · May 21, 2023

God this ump needs to be demoted. Just atrocious. Both ways.

LogansDad · May 21, 2023

JohnnyTheBone said:
If you hit it right at Triston Casas, he'll catch it.

He's made some pretty decent plays on sharp hits the last week or so. Definitely a mixed bag over there so far, though.

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

This ump may have the worst zone I've ever seen, and I'm old enough to remember the late Eric Gregg.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

BornToRun said:
Maybe he actually is keeping some bullets in the gun in case Kluber melts down again. He’s been pretty rough and this is a talented lineup even if they’ve struggled so far.

Isn't Kutter active now? He can go multiple if necessary.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

JohnnyTheBone said:
This ump may have the worst zone I've ever seen, and I'm old enough to remember the late Eric Gregg.

The highlights of that Braves-Marlins game will never not be absurd.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

LogansDad said:
He's made some pretty decent plays on sharp hits the last week or so. Definitely a mixed bag over there so far, though.

I think he's been pretty good on balls in the dirt lately too.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

Chris Martin is a good relief pitcher.

teddywingman · May 21, 2023

I trust Martin.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

Another cold play by Martin

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

BornToRun said:
The highlights of that Braves-Marlins game will never not be absurd.

He was the embodiment of Enrico Palazzo.

Ferm Sheller · May 21, 2023

Martin's humming along.

Al Zarilla · May 21, 2023

Easy for you to say, Youks, about Jansen. Hope you and OB are right (that Jansen will be fine).

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

Gotta get Kenley back out there tonight. But if he blows it, Sale might kill him.
However, I have total faith in him.

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

Enmanuel Valdez can flat mash.

Ferm Sheller · May 21, 2023

What do we have in Valdez? Hmmmmm...

LogansDad · May 21, 2023

This kid just crushes the ball.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

Hard not to love this kid.

CoffeeNerdness · May 21, 2023

Enmaneul fan club line forms here.

teddywingman · May 21, 2023

Valdez, Ballplayer.

Moviegoer · May 21, 2023

Suddenly Nick Yorke is starting to feel expendable.

JOBU · May 21, 2023

I’d feel a lot better about this one if we can get this run in.

derekson · May 21, 2023

Clank can hit!

shawnrbu · May 21, 2023

Aaron Hicks is available if Chaim wants to add depth.

JohnnyTheBone · May 21, 2023

JOBU said:
I’d feel a lot better about this one if we can get this run in.

Yes. Cora may have the chance to pull Jansen after the 3-batter rule is satisfied while the Sox still have the lead.

Ferm Sheller · May 21, 2023

shawnrbu said:
Aaron Hicks is available if Chaim wants to add depth.

Depth or death?

teddywingman · May 21, 2023

So few successful bunt attempts these days.

twibnotes · May 21, 2023

This ump is just brutal

a run here would be nice

shawnrbu · May 21, 2023

Whitlock lined up to pitch on the same day as Kluber. Interesting.

Al Zarilla · May 21, 2023

Christ if you can't even get down a bunt...

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

JohnnyTheBone said:
Yes. Cora will have a chance to pull Jansen after the 3-batter rule is satisfied while the Sox still have the lead.

You need to prepare your anus for potential puckering. Jansen is going to be on the mound for as long as they have the lead in the bottom half.

LogansDad · May 21, 2023

I don't usually go searching for Ump Scorecards, but I might go look at this one tomorrow. This has been brutal.

shawnrbu · May 21, 2023

Audible F-Bomb.

Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat · May 21, 2023

shawnrbu said:
Aaron Hicks is available if Chaim wants to add depth.

Shitty outfield depth isn't really a big need

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

shawnrbu said:
Aaron Hicks is available if Chaim wants to add depth.

Do it for the lulz. Dude can still take a walk, at least.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

I’m confident but I’m also grabbing another beer to hedge my bets.

Ferm Sheller · May 21, 2023

Jansen has this.

Moviegoer · May 21, 2023

Here we go folks.

teddywingman · May 21, 2023

LogansDad said:
I don't usually go searching for Ump Scorecards, but I might go look at this one tomorrow. This has been brutal.

I think it's the worst game I've seen for balls/strikes.

shawnrbu · May 21, 2023

It’s all about the first batter for Jansen.

BornToRun · May 21, 2023

UNLEASH THE KIMB…..woops, wrong closer

Al Zarilla · May 21, 2023

OB: Kenley's coming in. We'll find out if the Red Sox have enough. What a dick.

LynnRice75 · May 21, 2023

E5 Yaz · May 21, 2023

Al Zarilla said:
Christ if you can't even get down a bunt...

You'd think he'd know how to sacrifice

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