3/3 Nets @ Celtics

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

White is just abusing the Nets. He keeps driving, and no Brooklyn players are adjusting.

DeadlySplitter · Mar 3, 2023

MyDaughterLovesTomGordon said:
I sorta thought what was left of the Nets might be not that bad, but my god they're terrible.

They're full of strong 3 & D role players but they need a top 20 player in the league to function, which they no longer have

SteveF · Mar 3, 2023

Nets have given up way too many layups in the half court. No idea wtf is going on with them. Probably like the early days of the Celtics in Ime's scheme given their personnel.

gammoseditor · Mar 3, 2023

The nets have a lot of guys you’d want to be your 5th best player.

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

It's also not fair that the Nets' rare inside shot attempts / layups keep bouncing in and out of the basket.

snowmanny · Mar 3, 2023

Bernie Carbohydrate said:
How the Nets got hold of a time machine and brought back uniforms from 1987,

If they were going to go to all that trouble, why not bring back 1987 Tina Turner instead?

If you’re going to go to that trouble, go to 1970

View: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xfxcQT2AknE

Imbricus · Mar 3, 2023

Wow, Brooklyn has gotten really bad, even worse than expected after losing Irving and Durant.

bankshot1 · Mar 3, 2023

If this were a boxing match referee Arhur Mercante would have stopped it.

Royal Reader · Mar 3, 2023

gammoseditor said:
The nets have a lot of guys you’d want to be your 5th best player.

It actually crossed my mind to wonder if they'd be better with Russell Westbrook. I think the answer is no, but still...

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

You may want to cover White in the paint.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

chilidawg · Mar 3, 2023

Why would you run the shot clock down when there's a 10 second difference between shot and game?

That said, awesome quarter. This Nets team looks seriously overmatched.

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

Imbricus said:
Wow, Brooklyn has gotten really bad, even worse than expected after losing Irving and Durant.

They're also without Ben Simmons right now.

Hahahahahaha

NJ_Sox_Fan · Mar 3, 2023

Long, annoying drive, but worth the effort. LFG.

benhogan · Mar 3, 2023

ISO Tatum to end quarters ...yawn

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

snowmanny said:
If you’re going to go to that trouble, go to 1970

Great video.

This fellow knows what's up,

Imbricus · Mar 3, 2023

I was going to say that they need to give Harris and Curry more minutes, but the defense is already bad enough.

chilidawg · Mar 3, 2023

3 straight possessions of no pass chuck a 3.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Brown wants 30.

tims4wins · Mar 3, 2023

Tatum 3-9 0-4 from 3, up 28 ho hum

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

Jaylen looks extra spry and in control tonight.

Strike4 · Mar 3, 2023

Grant is kind of sucking lately. You would think he could have a good game tonight.

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

Don't see how that wasn't a foul. I get that he was going for ball, but unfortunately for him, all he got was body.

Reverend · Mar 3, 2023

Strike4 said:
Grant is kind of sucking lately. You would think he could have a good game tonight.

Seems like be’s been hustling for some rebounds he missed and maybe had no chance at. I think he got in trooo-uuuble…

Imbricus · Mar 3, 2023

Is Pritch in the doghouse? Or will we see him sometime this game?

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

So these Samsung spots. At first it looked like they were going to pair Cecily Strong with historical figures, thus her chat with Giamatti/Einstein.

Then it was Cecily meeting Scooge, with Giamatti doing an accent in heavy makeup. So I figured it was Cecily playing it straight and Giamatti was going to be the Man with a Thousand Faces, with a new character in each spot.

But now they've dropped Giamatti and it is Cecly and....whoever. Julian Edelman. Seth Myers.

What's the deal?

PS--lol the Nets have truly given up. I'm here for the duration.

djbayko · Mar 3, 2023

I'd love it if Jaylen worked on his FT shooting this offseason.

tims4wins · Mar 3, 2023

DeJesus Built My Hotrod · Mar 3, 2023

Every C's shot is falling. Everything.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Do you think Dorian Finney-Smith has a painting of himself missing threes that he keeps in his attic?

MyDaughterLovesTomGordon · Mar 3, 2023

Definitely some up-by-20 D going on here.

Imbricus · Mar 3, 2023

MyDaughterLovesTomGordon said:
Definitely some up-by-20 D going on here.

Yeah, I was just thinking that. The intensity has definitely dropped.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Brie Larsen has pretty eyes.

Strike4 · Mar 3, 2023

Imbricus said:
Is Pritch in the doghouse? Or will we see him sometime this game?

I think between Hauser emerging as reliable combined with Pritchard's rumblings about playing time have really cut down on his usage.

Strike4 · Mar 3, 2023

"Mike Gorman eye patch"

dhellers · Mar 3, 2023

And what flavor of cheese is in this dickery?

Preacher · Mar 3, 2023

Ok. Stop fucking around.

RSN Diaspora · Mar 3, 2023

chilidawg said:
A little too early to be toying with your food.

Bears repeating. Way too sloppy

DeJesus Built My Hotrod · Mar 3, 2023

dhellers said:
And what flavor of cheese is in this dickery?

Tatum flavored. IOW, this is non dairy

Bunt Single · Mar 3, 2023

Um, care to play some D, Celtics?

bosockboy · Mar 3, 2023

Awful transition defense. Sleepwalking.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Is Bridges good, or just a volume scorer on a shitty team?

Stu Nahan · Mar 3, 2023

What the fuck are they doing?

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Is Bridges good, or just a supporting player for Gary Coleman?

bosockboy · Mar 3, 2023

Jesus.

RSN Diaspora · Mar 3, 2023

I thought you could inbound to the backcourt.

EDIT: apparently only in the final two minutes of the game.

Bernie Carbohydrate · Mar 3, 2023

Is Bridges good, or are we Ober Steve McCroskey?

Minneapolis Millers · Mar 3, 2023

Can’t play worse than the last 5 minutes. Jeezus.

MyDaughterLovesTomGordon · Mar 3, 2023

Well, that was embarrassing

Stu Nahan · Mar 3, 2023

That was completely disgraceful

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