Week 16 Game Thread

[TSC]

Geno Smith apparently plays for the Canadiens now.

 

[TSC]

Rex is a buffoon. 

 

[Al Zarilla]

Peyton had 32 passing attempts in the first half?

 

[mauf]

Rex is a buffoon.


He got the call for his team. There's a buffoon here, but it isn't Rex.

 

[hunter05]

Peyton had 32 passing attempts in the first half?

Record hunting

 

[Ed Hillel]

What a fucking dive by Quinten Mikkel, and he draws a huge flag against NO. Pathetic.

 

[shawnrbu]

It's 2:45.  Time to write down all the scores of the 1 PM games and see what follows.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Holy shit, now a guy goes really low on Brees, on a play that should have been in the grasp. Lucky he's ok.

 

[Ed Hillel]

What in the even living fuck did the Saints just do?
 
They audibled out of a punt on 4th and 12, and just let McCown run a play which he gave the receiver no chance on. You may want to let Drew Brees run that play.

 

[RedOctober3829]

What in the ever living fuck was that play from New Orleans?  Worst fake kick attempt I've seen that didn't involve Patrick Chung.

 

[scottyno]

lining up for a 52 yard fg so then you can spread out and let your backup qb overthrow graham is a well designed play by the saints

 

[jsinger121]

Blowout in Cincy

 

[mauf]

The NFL should hand out one-game suspensions for flopping -- nip it in the bud, before you have problems like soccer and the NBA do.

 

[Al Zarilla]

What in the even living fuck did the Saints just do?
 
They audibled out of a punt on 4th and 12, and just let McCown run a play which he gave the receiver no chance on. You may want to let Drew Brees run that play.

 

What in the ever living fuck was that play from New Orleans?  Worst fake kick attempt I've seen that didn't involve Patrick Chung.

Must have been one ever loving heck of a play.

 

[RedOctober3829]

Alex Smith hit and intercepted. 

 

[jsinger121]

Romo picked

 

[Al Zarilla]

Donald Brown is a runner. 2 long TD today.
 
Ed. probably stepped OOB at about the 3.

 

[MJM2344]

Andre Johnson with the dropsies.  

 

[RedOctober3829]

Oh. My. God.  They sell these at Lambeau Field. Bacon-wrapped foot long hot dogs.
 

 

[RedOctober3829]

HOUSTON — Broncos linebacker Von Miller will undergo tests Monday to determine the extent of his knee injury.
There is concern the injury is significant, although no determination will be made until after the tests. Miller suffered the injury in the second defensive series of the Broncos’ game here today against the Houston Texans.
 

http://blogs.denverpost.com/broncos/2013/12/22/von-miller-knee-to-have-tests-monday/24387/

 

[SMU_Sox]

I make smoked bacon wrapped hotdogs. If they don't change your life nothing will.

 

[hunter05]

Texans down only 3. How the fuck is that even possible

 

[Senator Donut]

Oh. My. God.  They sell these at Lambeau Field. Bacon-wrapped foot long hot dogs.
 

Someone just outed himself as a Darren Rovell follower

 

[RedOctober3829]

Someone just outed himself as a Darren Rovell follower

Yes I am.  He tweets some good things.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Oh. My. God.  They sell these at Lambeau Field. Bacon-wrapped foot long hot dogs.
 

Bacon is even wrapped side by each. No skimping there. Where is Wisconsin in the fattest states list?

 

[RedOctober3829]

Robert Woods is an idiot.  He punched somebody and got kicked out.

 

[Greg29fan]

Eagles gonna have a chance to win the NFC East.  For the love of God please do.  

 

[Ed Hillel]

Weather just got ridiculous in Carolina.

 

[Yeah Jeets]

A hurricane is rolling through Charlotte. 

 

[Senator Donut]

Monsoon season in Charlotte

 

[hunter05]

Pouring in Carolina. Jesus

 

[Byrdbrain]

Oh. My. God.  They sell these at Lambeau Field. Bacon-wrapped foot long hot dogs.
 

My wife does the little mini-dogs each wrapped in like a third of a slice of bacon as an appetizer.
Same great taste in a little more reasonable serving size.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Hartline with the dropsies today

 

[RedOctober3829]

Miami looks absolutely awful today.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Robey is just wrecking havoc rushing from the secondary for Buffalo

 

[Al Zarilla]

Miami looks absolutely awful today.

Pinned Buffalo at their own 5 though. Anybody's game still.

 

[SeoulSoxFan]

Robert Woods is an idiot.  He punched somebody and got kicked out.

Yup. Was the only starting and healthy WR

 

[smastroyin]

Miami looks absolutely awful today.


Their oline would have trouble opening holes against a decent division I college opponent.

 

[mascho]

Cam looks messed up.  Can't tell if it's shoulder, legs, ribs or what, but he doesn't look healthy.

 

[shawnrbu]

Denver with 3 three and outs in the 3rd Quarter.

 

[Al Zarilla]

Bye bye Jason Garrett (if Skins hold on).

 

[Stitch01]

Bills with a great clock killin drive

 

[Greg29fan]

Bye bye Jason Garrett (if Skins hold on).

 
not happening

 

[Dogman]

 
not happening

 
 
Rumor has it the entire staff is gone if they don't win the East.

 

[RedOctober3829]

I don't think it has any chance of happening, but if Houston can put together a quarter and a half.......

 

[Al Zarilla]

 
not happening

All the scuttlebutt I'm hearing, OK, ESPN and other analysts, saying no playoffs and he gone. No?

 

[Ed Hillel]

Oh, wonderful, Pierrera says right call, but you can't make it at that point in the game. I do believe he fully defended the pushing call.
 
Edit: For context, on a 4th and 2 punt, the Panthers got called for illegal formation on DEFENSE for a guy lining up over the center on D. It's a new punting rule, but only 5 yards.

 

[Stitch01]

Goddamit Texans at least keep the FG range

 

[shawnrbu]

Schaub takes back to back sacks to push the Texans out of FG range. 

 

[Mystic Merlin]

FUCK YOU MATT SCHAUB