Week 16: Broncos Is Caleb Spelled Like Joe Judge Scrawled It On A White Board

[SamCassellsStones]

Meh, draft is a crap shoot, happy for the team. Weird, we couldn’t even win in Denver when we weren’t ass.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

How the fuck do you air one out like that? There’s no way you’re scoring that way

 

[Seels]

that is one of the worst hail marys ive ever seen

this was stupid and cost the team needlessly

 

[timelysarcasm]

The pain is going to continue longer than it needs to thanks to these pointless, pointless wins.

 

[BigSoxFan]

Patriots 2024 Draft:

FULL THROTTLE

 

[Dollar]

So fucking funny. Zappe is going to be QB1 next season. Hope he puts in a ton of work this offseason. He has the mental part of it down, and we've known that since last season.

 

[Ale Xander]

I'd rather they won 30-7 but beating the Broncos in Mile High isn;t bad. Not good blowing a 16 point lead in the fourth.

 

[shawnrbu]

Zappe making a case for QB1 2024 Week 1.

 

[The Social Chair]

I hate Zappe's face. He's being professional and doing nothing wrong but I never want to see him again after this season. Go join Belichick in LA, NY, Washington, or wherever.

 

[GPO Man]

Meh, draft is a crap shoot, happy for the team. Weird, we couldn’t even win in Denver when we weren’t ass.

Not when you have a pick of the first tier of talent.

 

[genoasalami]

And I learned that all you need to do is kick the pylon and you get a TD!!!!

 

[Mystic Merlin]

I hate Zappe's face. He's being professional and doing nothing wrong but I never want to see him again after this season. Go join Belichick in LA, NY, Washington, or wherever.

I can’t imagine thinking he’s the answer as QB1.

 

[Ale Xander]

This team is so bad, they can’t even lose a game that is right there for the giving.

They dominated that game for like 44 minutes.

 

[OnWisc]

I mean, I’m happy for the players. Zappe deserves to feel good.

Tomorrow is Christmas. We’re all going to feel good but none of us had to fuck up our draft position to do so. Let Zappe unwrap a new shirt and some books like the rest of us.

 

[Jed Zeppelin]

Weird things happen in the draft all the time and consensus top guys often really suck.

Will hang my hat on that I guess. But either way losing the value is shit in and of itself.

 

[shawnrbu]

I'd rather they won 30-7 but beating the Broncos in Mile High isn;t bad. Not good blowing a 16 point lead in the fourth.

Fun to make the Broncos think they were going to see an epic comeback.

 

[Deathofthebambino]

One of the rare occasions when all the fans leave unhappy.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

I can’t imagine thinking he’s the answer as QB1.

He's not, but who else?

 

[ifmanis5]

One of the strangest NFL games you'll see.

 

[GPO Man]

Pats will pull a Sox next year. Zappe the starter, no significant investment in the offense.

 

[staz]

Zappe making a case for QB1 2024 Week 1.

Definitely part of the conversation now.

 

[Dr. Gonzo]

So fucking funny. Zappe is going to be QB1 next season. Hope he puts in a ton of work this offseason. He has the mental part of it down, and we've known that since last season.

I'd rather they won 30-7 but beating the Broncos in Mile High isn;t bad. Not good blowing a 16 point lead in the fourth.

Zappe making a case for QB1 2024 Week 1.

What are we doing here? I’ve gone from cab to vodka and I’m in shock these are even takes in a game thread.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Zappe is an NFL QB in the making. Probably a backup, but he belongs and could develop into more. And we released him like 9 times to trot Mac Jones out there for 12 weeks.

 

[Marbleheader]

This team has pissed me off every step of the way.

 

[ShaneTrot]

It’s bad juju to fully embrace the tank. What are we the 76ers?

 

[Gash Prex]

I enjoyed beating Denver on national tv - the draft will work itself out

 

[Ed Hillel]

He's not, but who else?

The person we draft.

 

[Over Guapo Grande]

Yay. So happy we got this win. Makes the whole season worth it. Yippee.

I prefer to enjoy watching a game. You know, be entertained. Who knows when my ticket is going to get punched, so I'll savor each pleasure I get in life.

 

[Kull]

That was totally on Payton. Bill was ready to let it go to OT, but Payton poked the bear with those timeouts.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

The person we draft.

In the fourth round.

 

[GPO Man]

I enjoyed beating Denver on national tv - the draft will work itself out

Oh, it will. Fully expect the Patriots to trade down and reach for OL.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

Never heard the ‘trade down for 25 7th rounders to take long snappers’ one before

 

[NextBigThing8184]

Well it was nice to have a few weeks when we could dream of a franchise altering QB

Maybe they’ll lay a total egg against the Jets week 18

 

[Kenny F'ing Powers]

It’s bad juju to fully embrace the tank. What are we the 76ers?

Keep your fucking juju. I'd rather have the number 2 pick.

 

[Dollar]

That was totally on Payton. Bill was ready to let it go to OT, but Payton poked the bear with those timeouts.

Definitely. As soon as they called timeout after the Pats got like 7 yards on 1st down, I had a feeling Payton would regret it.

 

[The Mort Report]

Pats will pull a Sox next year. Zappe the starter, no significant investment in the offense.

So Pats last year with Mac?

edit er this year

 

[SemperFidelisSox]

Some of you acting like this game will set the franchise back 20 years is funny.

 

[bunchabums]

Meh, draft is a crap shoot, happy for the team. Weird, we couldn’t even win in Denver when we weren’t ass.

I'm with you... as if you can choreograph the pick. So many examples of the randomness. I'll take the win.

 

[JOBU]

Patriots 2024 Draft:

FULL THROTTLE

Solid

 

[Ed Hillel]

In the fourth round.

Bill is gone, they’re drafting a QB 2nd round at the latest.

 

[DeadlySplitter]

Some of you acting like this game will set the franchise back 20 years is funny.

If the #2 pick is a generational QB, it could.

 

[Mystic Merlin]

If the #2 pick is a generational QB, it could.

Drake Maye isn’t a generational QB.

 

[bunchabums]

If the #2 pick is a generational QB, it could.

If

 

[Harry Hooper]

Oh, it will. Fully expect the Patriots to trade down and reach for OL.

Naw, OL was the last draft. BB will draft 5 ILBs in the next draft.

 

[Ferm Sheller]

Bill is gone, they’re drafting a QB 2nd round at the latest.

Great. Second round rookie or Zappe.

 

[Ed Hillel]

Some of you acting like this game will set the franchise back 20 years is funny.

If it turns out the top 2 QB are what they’re made out to be, it’s the kind of thing that can. Well, 5-10 years.

 

[The Mort Report]

Some of you acting like this game will set the franchise back 20 years is funny.

If the top 2 QBs hit and we miss out on that it is a very real possibility. The NFL is hard without Brady

 

[Bob Montgomerys Helmet Hat]

It’s bad juju to fully embrace the tank. What are we the 76ers?

It's bad juju not to. Purgatory is the worst place to be

 

[JohnnyTheBone]

Don't worry our kicker has got this.

Haha, no doubt. No doubbbbbbbbbbbbt!

 

[Ed Hillel]

Great. Second round rookie or Zappe.

Or top 10 pick QB.

I mean what do you want?